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ETV DICTIONARY
=============== SHOW - a couple of models sitting around doing nothing NIGHT SHOW - always the same models sitting around doing nothing COUCH POTATO - model doing a SHOW HOT SHOW - ETV staff adds an electrical heater LESBIAN SHOW - two girls sit down next to each other SHOWER SHOW - girl(s) are shown knee down, camera switches every 2 seconds to a couch potato in the studio HOT SHOWER SHOW - girls additionally take off shoes STRIP SHOW - Model starts removing her clothes, camera switches to couch potatoes REQUEST - non-binding wish that will be refused by a model in a more or less kind way DIRECTOR - pushes every button in every show to see what happens MICROPHONE - tactical weapon, used to torture viewers (see also: KARRY) MODEL - nice female, never appears in a night show HOT MODEL - Lilian, Eliza, Nikita VIP SMS - whatever you write gets converted to ******** KARRY - weapon of mass destruction (see also: MICROPHONE) STUDIO - boring looking cage where models live in MUSIC - 2 CD's are enough for 24h MODEL VOTING - rip off viewers, Nikita or Aria wins SHOW CHOREOGRAPHY - models sit down, get up to read VIP and sit down again. continued until shift ends PLASMA SCREEN - place where REQUESTs and praises to KARRY (made up by the ETV staff) are shown 
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ETV Viewer :
The best stock which ETV ever bought for the next ten years
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Something to add:
Exclusive Live Show - only one model sitting around doing nothing Premium Live Show - one or more models stripping around showing something or nothing Perverted wanker - feet lover Catholic church - ********* who maintain that smoking/wanking can damage your health
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timfrance wrote:Nobody here has said anything about pussypussypussy. A little tasteful nudity and interaction is all we expect from ETV, I guess.eigentor wrote:The ETV-section has seen much worse, and btw, not everybody who likes to see an interesting erotic nightshowThat's not my point of view. But there is a difference between saying you like seing nude girls (and respecting whose who don't want to show their body) and saying "pussy pussy pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", as if you were in agony. And this forum was once meant to be entertainment and fun (amongst other things), and so i understand this thread. Maybe we shouldnt take everything too seriously .  In friendly of course, timi.Slowfox wrote:after all I would love to see the definition of ETV Viewer Should be fun, too 
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after all I would love to see the definition of ETV VIEWER
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space6969 wrote:Not a single pussy in this thread until you came on the scene. Right... Complaining so heavily against soft models (Karry in particular) has noooooo link with a wish to see pussies... 
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timfrance wrote:eigentor wrote:The ETV-section has seen much worse, and btw, not everybody who likes to see an interesting erotic nightshow Not a single pussy in this thread until you came on the scene. |
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eigentor wrote:The ETV-section has seen much worse, and btw, not everybody who likes to see an interesting erotic nightshow That's not my point of view. But there is a difference between saying you like seing nude girls (and respecting whose who don't want to show their body) and saying "pussy pussy pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", as if you were in agony. |
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TimMcGee wrote:No need to start a personal spitting contest here.timfrance wrote:Oh wow, I was expecting something objective... I was so naive. Tims thread is meant to be funny and sarcastic, as clearly indicated, and we will have it here. The ETV-section has seen much worse, and btw, not everybody who likes to see an interesting erotic nightshow with some nudity in it is a completely perverted wanker. |
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TimMcGee wrote:ETV DICTIONARY This one hits the bull's eye, dude. I lold and rofld several times.
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timfrance wrote:Oh wow, I was expecting something objective... I was so naive. [hidden link - please register] |
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This post made me laugh. So much of it seems true. A big
to the poster
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TimMcGee wrote:ETV DICTIONARY So, in response of an another thread recently opened, let me submit the Official ETV Viewers Thesaurus : SHOW - a couple of models sitting around doing nothing NIGHT SHOW - p*** collection HOT SHOW - no such word - the exact term is m***show SHOWER SHOW - p*** humidification HOT SHOWER SHOW - rough p*** humidification STRIP SHOW - irrelevant REQUEST - Please show me your p*** in doggystyle this time MICROPHONE - sextoy MODEL - the body around a p*** HOT MODEL - The first ones to get naked VIP SMS - message from a wanker STUDIO - p*** house MUSIC - we don't even listen to it MODEL VOTING - p*** of the year SHOW CHOREOGRAPHY - p*** contorsion PLASMA SCREEN - full of viewers' semen FAVORITE EXPRESSION : "Karry is boring" Basically this is what I read throughout the whole year
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Chris26 wrote:timfrance wrote:Oh wow, I was expecting something objective... I was so naive. Complaints department anyway. Or you can go on strike, build scary placards and maliciously walk on the streets around the ETV studio Or before Karry's house if this is not enough for you
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timfrance wrote:Oh wow, I was expecting something objective... I was so naive. Apparently, it is not so "personal", more like "shared by many people". |
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