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05.02.2013, 03:59

ETV dictionary

ETV DICTIONARY
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SHOW - a couple of models sitting around doing nothing

NIGHT SHOW - always the same models sitting around doing nothing

COUCH POTATO - model doing a SHOW

HOT SHOW - ETV staff adds an electrical heater

LESBIAN SHOW - two girls sit down next to each other

SHOWER SHOW - girl(s) are shown knee down, camera switches every 2 seconds to a couch potato in the studio

HOT SHOWER SHOW - girls additionally take off shoes

STRIP SHOW - Model starts removing her clothes, camera switches to couch potatoes

REQUEST - non-binding wish that will be refused by a model in a more or less kind way

DIRECTOR - pushes every button in every show to see what happens

MICROPHONE - tactical weapon, used to torture viewers (see also: KARRY)

MODEL - nice female, never appears in a night show

HOT MODEL - Lilian, Eliza, Nikita

VIP SMS - whatever you write gets converted to ********

KARRY - weapon of mass destruction (see also: MICROPHONE)

STUDIO - boring looking cage where models live in

MUSIC - 2 CD's are enough for 24h

MODEL VOTING - rip off viewers, Nikita or Aria wins

SHOW CHOREOGRAPHY - models sit down, get up to read VIP and sit down again. continued until shift ends

PLASMA SCREEN - place where REQUESTs and praises to KARRY (made up by the ETV staff) are shown

Big Grin

07.02.2013, 22:21

Re: ETV dictionary

ETV Viewer :

The best stock which ETV ever bought for the next ten years Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

05.02.2013, 17:53

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Something to add:

Exclusive Live Show - only one model sitting around doing nothing
Premium Live Show - one or more models stripping around showing something or nothing
Perverted wanker - feet lover
Catholic church - ********* who maintain that smoking/wanking can damage your health Big Grin

05.02.2013, 17:10

Re: ETV dictionary

timfrance wrote:
eigentor wrote:The ETV-section has seen much worse, and btw, not everybody who likes to see an interesting erotic nightshow
with some nudity in it is a completely perverted wanker.
That's not my point of view. But there is a difference between saying you like seing nude girls (and respecting whose who don't want to show their body) and saying "pussy pussy pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", as if you were in agony.
Nobody here has said anything about pussypussypussy. A little tasteful nudity and interaction is all we expect from ETV, I guess.

And this forum was once meant to be entertainment and fun (amongst other things), and so i understand this thread.
Maybe we shouldnt take everything too seriously .Smile In friendly of course, timi.

Slowfox wrote:after all I would love to see the definition of ETV Viewer

Should be fun, too Big GrinThumb up

05.02.2013, 17:05

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after all I would love to see the definition of ETV VIEWER

05.02.2013, 16:54

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space6969 wrote:Not a single pussy in this thread until you came on the scene.

Right... Complaining so heavily against soft models (Karry in particular) has noooooo link with a wish to see pussies... Cool

05.02.2013, 16:49

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timfrance wrote:
eigentor wrote:The ETV-section has seen much worse, and btw, not everybody who likes to see an interesting erotic nightshow
with some nudity in it is a completely perverted wanker.


That's not my point of view. But there is a difference between saying you like seing nude girls (and respecting whose who don't want to show their body) and saying "pussy pussy pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", as if you were in agony.

Not a single pussy in this thread until you came on the scene.

05.02.2013, 16:08

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eigentor wrote:The ETV-section has seen much worse, and btw, not everybody who likes to see an interesting erotic nightshow
with some nudity in it is a completely perverted wanker.


That's not my point of view. But there is a difference between saying you like seing nude girls (and respecting whose who don't want to show their body) and saying "pussy pussy pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", as if you were in agony.

05.02.2013, 15:52

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TimMcGee wrote:
timfrance wrote:Oh wow, I was expecting something objective... I was so naive.

So you just opened a thread for a joke that hides your personal frustration ? May I advise you this one : [hidden link - please register]

[hidden link - please register]
No need to start a personal spitting contest here.
Tims thread is meant to be funny and sarcastic, as clearly indicated, and we will have it here.

The ETV-section has seen much worse, and btw, not everybody who likes to see an interesting erotic nightshow
with some nudity in it is a completely perverted wanker.

05.02.2013, 15:51

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TimMcGee wrote:ETV DICTIONARY

This one hits the bull's eye, dude.
I lold and rofld several times.
Thumb upBig GrinThumb upBig GrinThumb upBig Grin

05.02.2013, 14:24

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timfrance wrote:Oh wow, I was expecting something objective... I was so naive.

So you just opened a thread for a joke that hides your personal frustration ? May I advise you this one : [hidden link - please register]

[hidden link - please register]

05.02.2013, 12:56

Re: ETV thesaurus

This post made me laugh. So much of it seems true. A big Thumb up to the posterBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin

05.02.2013, 12:04

ETV thesaurus

TimMcGee wrote:ETV DICTIONARY
===============

SHOW - a couple of models sitting around doing nothing

NIGHT SHOW - always the same models sitting around doing nothing

COUCH POTATO - model doing a SHOW

HOT SHOW - ETV staff adds an electrical heater

LESBIAN SHOW - two girls sit down next to each other

SHOWER SHOW - girl(s) are shown knee down, camera switches every 2 seconds to a couch potato in the studio

HOT SHOWER SHOW - girls additionally take off shoes

STRIP SHOW - Model starts removing her clothes, camera switches to couch potatoes

REQUEST - non-binding wish that will be refused by a model in a more or less kind way

DIRECTOR - pushes every button in every show to see what happens

MICROPHONE - tactical weapon, used to torture viewers (see also: KARRY)

MODEL - nice female, never appears in a night show

HOT MODEL - Lilian, Eliza, Nikita

VIP SMS - whatever you write gets converted to ********

KARRY - weapon of mass destruction (see also: MICROPHONE)

STUDIO - boring looking cage where models live in

MUSIC - 2 CD's are enough for 24h

MODEL VOTING - rip off viewers, Nikita or Aria wins

SHOW CHOREOGRAPHY - models sit down, get up to read VIP and sit down again. continued until shift ends

PLASMA SCREEN - place where REQUESTs and praises to KARRY (made up by the ETV staff) are shown





So, in response of an another thread recently opened, let me submit the Official ETV Viewers Thesaurus :


SHOW - a couple of models sitting around doing nothing

NIGHT SHOW - p*** collection

HOT SHOW - no such word - the exact term is m***show

SHOWER SHOW - p*** humidification

HOT SHOWER SHOW - rough p*** humidification

STRIP SHOW - irrelevant

REQUEST - Please show me your p*** in doggystyle this time

MICROPHONE - sextoy

MODEL - the body around a p***

HOT MODEL - The first ones to get naked

VIP SMS - message from a wanker

STUDIO - p*** house

MUSIC - we don't even listen to it

MODEL VOTING - p*** of the year

SHOW CHOREOGRAPHY - p*** contorsion

PLASMA SCREEN - full of viewers' semen

FAVORITE EXPRESSION : "Karry is boring"


Basically this is what I read throughout the whole year Cool

05.02.2013, 11:56

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Chris26 wrote:
timfrance wrote:Oh wow, I was expecting something objective... I was so naive.

So you just opened a thread for a joke that hides your personal frustration ? May I advise you this one : [hidden link - please register]

Apparently, it is not so "personal", more like "shared by many people".

Complaints department anyway.

Or you can go on strike, build scary placards and maliciously walk on the streets around the ETV studio Big Grin Or before Karry's house if this is not enough for you Big Grin Big Grin

05.02.2013, 11:50

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timfrance wrote:Oh wow, I was expecting something objective... I was so naive.

So you just opened a thread for a joke that hides your personal frustration ? May I advise you this one : [hidden link - please register]

Apparently, it is not so "personal", more like "shared by many people".
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