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When men realised that women learned to run off faster and faster one man invented high heels.
(one of the most important inventions ever  )
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- Who is the street in all weathers, the gave no problems at all; 30 euros not enough anymore, you walk down the street while waiting in arrivals with your car?
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Will be powerful princes
will be powerful kings but when they sit there they are all like me. 
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Neighbor drowned! In spite of the fact that she was a fish on a horoscope, log in bed, shit on life!
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What's a brunette that smells bad?
 A blonde upside down.
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When the female chancellor of Germany Angela Merkel travelled to America for the first time to meet the President of the United States.
After arrive in Washington and driving to the White House the President came out of it and Angie got out of the limousine. During the shaking of hand the President was thinking ??? Hm, Heidi Klum is from the same country Best Regards
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Jerry stiller (Arthur Spooner-king of Queens). Happy Birthday my Friend
 "I'm 75 years old, and I still wake up with the little guy saluting." 
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Masochist to sadist: "Please beat me, humiliate me, burn me with your cigarette!"
Sadist to masochist:"NO!!" |
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brudgon wrote:nighthawk wrote:[hidden link - please register] The result of no marriage [hidden link - please register] |
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nighthawk wrote:[hidden link - please register] [hidden link - please register] |
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nighthawk wrote:USA VS RUSSIA USA VS RUSSIA VS CHINA [hidden link - please register]
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