SexySat censorship, soft & hardcore

As discussed in the Isabelle thread, [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]:

eigentor wrote:I also watched some of her show last night and it was very tame. She never touched her southerly parts and offered no good zooms, so maybe there are some new rules...we will see.

wolf1 wrote:Maybe its the new Plan from SexySat: no more explicit Shows and they hope that many People buy a Abo [subscription] for their Vip-Channel.

It seems like that's the plan, even if the new soft rules weren't Sexysat's own idea.

If Sexysat is to be believed, the channel is in a legal battle against... I dunno they're being very vague. According to Sexysat, a third party complained and is trying to shut down the channel.

Sexysat BR (by email) wrote:For moment ... I need to be quiet and wait next event ... and have the most soft boring program during day
time 6am to 8pm and if not enough and problems go on, black screen until 8 pm.
( like UK channels )

I can't get any more concrete information than that. They might say more if the channel gets shut down – but, like Wolf said, that might be just what Sexysat wants. Their preferred alternative is a premium "live hard" channel, which I don't think will work. They don't have a big enough audience or high enough level of quality. Even MyFreeCams looks better than Sexysat at the moment. Who would want to be a Sexysat V.I.P.?

So, any comments on the new rules, censorship, and Sexysat's future (or lack of)...

Didn't they used to broadcast hard shows during the daytime?

.... "they" are coming from Ellwangen/Jagst and Nuremberg ... poor guys ...

They're still pretending that they have obsessed callers...

freesexysat.com wrote:528 POINTS (00497961xxxxx) as of 28/10/2012 06:29
256 POINTS (00499115xxxxx) as of 18/11/2012 09:47
...............
oh, never mind.

At 1 point per call, that averages out at, hmm... bullplop, if my calculations are correct. Sexysat are continuing this charade, hoping that nobody will notice how unrealistic their numbers are.

Also, the "obsessed callers" with over 100 points are still being asked to "CONTACT US!". Cos, yeah, they would ring Sexysat 500 times, then forget to pick up their XXX prize?! It's a ridiculous idea in general. It's not very important to the channel's survival/death, but it shows what silly measures Sexysat has resorted to.

Strangely, none of the callers have emailed in to collect their prize. Sexysat updated the table yesterday or today:

Freesexysat.com wrote:178 (00497961xxxxx) CONTACT US!
149 (00497306xxxxx) CONTACT US!
126 (00496426xxxxx) CONTACT US!
123 (00492343xxxxx) CONTACT US!
98 (00492653xxxxx)
95 (00497192xxxxx)

(Edit, 8.10.12) Now Sexysat has added dates and times to the table, as if that makes it look more authentic or believable.

...And in just one day, the "top guy" (on 199 points/calls) has gained 21 points (21 calls), in one day, I must emphasize.

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To remind you of some other statistics Sexysat has come up with recently:

– [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig], they announced on-screen that they had sold 500 subscriptions for the live hard channel. Despite that high level of interest, they didn't start the channel, due to lack of interest.

– The casting advert [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig], and is still shown now, says that a new model "will have 4 million clicks from our German viewers alone. You will be instantly famous in 63 countries where Sexysat is broadcast", they yelled confidently.

So, there's a pattern emerging here, as you see. Sorry for all the posts, but... Sexysat comes up with new statistics so quickly, I can barely keep up with them.

modelflat wrote:Ohhhhhh my fucking lord, have you seen the new Sexysat ad?

To elaborate, here are some images from it, with German writing (If you don't speak German, consider yourself lucky):

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They're so successful, and yet humble. They haven't left Microsoft Powerpoint behind.

Two more statistics for us to laugh at:

Sexysat says it has had "9,961,596 calls" in 10 years ("as of 27 September 2012")
... which would be almost 1 million calls a year
... or about 2,700 a day
... or more than 100 calls an hour, every hour, for ten solid years
It must be those obsessed "winner" callers who we hear so much about. And yet the girls have so much free time!

And Sexysat proudly announces "2,000 free SMS messages a day"... is that every day or in their imagination? Weirdly, they're less specific about that statistic.

Oh, Sexysat.................

So, let's have another look at the league table of callers! What a strange thing for Sexysat to print. It's almost like they're desperate to appear to be successful when they're not.

Well, on the basis of "1 call, 1 point", Sexysat has some superhuman callers.

Mobilesexysat.com wrote:154 (00497961xxxxx) CONTACT US ! <- 52 points in 2½ days
149 (00497306xxxxx) CONTACT US ! <- 21 points in 2½ days
126 (00496426xxxxx) CONTACT US ! <- Came from nowhere - gained over 55 points in 2½ days
123 (00492343xxxxx) CONTACT US ! (No change)
98 (00492653xxxxx) (No change)
89 (00495254xxxxx) <- 18 points in 2½ days
85 (00493334xxxxx) (No change)

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All the phone numbers are also one digit shorter than they were [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig].

Oh, Sexysat...

Ohhhhhh my fucking lord, have you seen the new Sexysat ad?

They're presenting the new XXX thing as a great leap forward, and then they give more details that prove it isn't:

– You need to collect "only 100 points" from their "call center" (models). We knew that already, but they actually said "only 100". Ringing that channel 100 times would be more like an endurance sport

– And your prize... a ten-minute online show, from a model of your choice (you've got "only" seven to choose from). Plus 100 congratulations on wasting your time.

Nobody fell for Sexysat's bullplop over the live hard channel, and very few people will fall for this. It's just a crappy less successful imitation of ETV, "narrowcasting". Not that Sexysat knows much about "broadcasting", judging by the viewing figures.

After that, the Sexysat tossers put a sarcastic "thank you" message to the other channels. Because Sexysat is so much hotter than them. That's ignoring all the complaints about Sexysat, and the fact that the viewers don't really care for Sexysat, we just like pussies.

Finally, Sexysat advertises its new website: xxxsexysat.com, printing the address over a sexy pic of Naomi (who isn't to blame for your baffled rage. Remember, only Sexysat would employ her for so long).

But then comes the best part, the icing on the Kacke...
the site is still under construction!

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Now there are three "winners":

freesexysat.com wrote:1 Anruf=1 Punkt
um eine gratis XXX Live Show zu sehen

128 (00497306xxxxx) CONTACT US!
123 (00492343xxxxx) CONTACT US!
102 (00497961xxxxx) CONTACT US!
98 (00492653xxxxx)
85 (00493334xxxxx)
71 (00495254xxxxx)
Contact: franksexysat@hotmail.com

It seems like 100 calls = 1 "XXX live show".

(In the General Discussion thread) eigentor wrote:Yes they have new text, announcing they "show boobs for tips" and even though I wouldn´t believe it, I actually saw Emma a few minutes ago doing it. [5pm on Fri 28.09.2012]
So obviously they have softened the rules again.

I also recorded Michelles show yesterday night, and fastforwarding through it, it seems really hot and with excellent zooms and action (and my fav miniskirt )
so I think I will be busy later making an edit.

They also kept announcing the xxx-show again and finally I understood what they meant on their hompage: Every caller gets a point for his call to an account attached to his phone-number and will have a (private?) show when he contacts them via Email.
The first "winner" is already there and his phonenumber goes like this 00492343xxxxx (published on their website), so if you read here: I hope you can make a recording of this show (need help? contact me or one of the other mods.) and we can have it here.

(In General Discussion) wolf1 wrote:Nice Thing that they softed the Rules but the other Thing comon SexySat why so complicated why not a free Stream in the Net with XXX-Shows and when you want see somethig you have to call just like others.

Thanks for all the info. I was wondering what all this gobbledigook was:

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That was on freesexysat.com a few days ago. The number 1 guy now has 123 calls.

So... there's (only) one "winner", and he gets a free private hardcore show? Fair enough, it's their choice. Sadly, the fact is, Sexysat doesn't owe us anything. And the business only survives by making money from foolish callers who've never heard of MyFreeCams. Another sadder fact is that Sexysat's owners criticized ETV for being too commercial and for having too much writing on the screen! Oh, mercy me.

Boobs-for-tips is a slightly more sustainable business model (like MFC). And showing boobs in the daytime is good news. Really, any small sign of innovation is good. It shows that the channel isn't quite dead yet.

I don't even mind them adding stuff to the screen. They've made it clear they're never going to make the screen look nice. So I just don't watch, or if I do, I ignore their layout. (Sexysat's target viewer is someone with X-ray vision.)

Oh my god... they've been peddling this "Live Hard" bullplop since March! I didn't realize. So the June announcement was a repeat. Sorry I wasted your time.

Sat-erotik reported "Sexysat announces new 'hard' liveshow" [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] and similar bullshit on April Fools' Day [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] - and then another uncritical report in June [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]. And the TGIM forum [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig].

Yeah, the famous hardcore channel. Seemingly they're no closer to setting it up now than they were then, six months ago. I was going to make this a "live hard" thread, but I'm glad I had second thoughts.

modelflat wrote:A foolish man, surely?

Than I am a foolish Man to.

modelflat wrote:As everybody on here predicted, Live Hard is not starting soon. I emailed them and said: "I haven't heard anything about the Live Hard show since the announcement that it would start September 1st. Is that still accurate, or is the technology not going to be in place by that date?"

Sexysat BR wrote:Hard to say tehcnology is ok ... but seems no one ready to pay for an encrypted channel.

We re thinking to give a free hard show on internet like some other channels.

If the last part is true, then a free online hard show would be good... more sensible than a doomed Astra hard show with no viewers.

But it needs your support, so email them if you want this to happen! They're always polite with me, and if we encourage them, they might give it a try.
sexysatabo (at) hotmail.com is the address I always get a reply from. There's also one that I haven't tried: franksexysat (at) hotmail.com

Also, finally, I got a couple of words about what the hard shows would actually be like (boy-girl or lesbian?):

Sexysat BR wrote:Models will be in a private room, they can invite any guest ...
and do what they want ... ( no more TV limit )

I hope they do that with free hard Shows on a Stream its much better than Pay-TV and I think the would become much more sucessfull than the Shows right now on TV.

A foolish man, surely?

Thank you for the info. You are a brave Man. The last man Standing!