Written in the style of......

I've been 'at it' for a long time now and I know you (and ETV) are sick 'n tired of reading my boring prose. So this week I thought I would invite a fellow member to write the words.

If this is successful then I could invite other members in the weeks ahead. So on to today's offering.

Boycott ETV ! Do not send SMSs. Do not telephone them. Why do I ask right at this time ?

Well it probably started many months ago when the management decided to stop the delivery of the most important ingredient of their tv. Pussy !!!!!!!

Yes, ETV, that is what we want. Pussy !!!!!

And when your girls actually do show pussy do not hide it behind silly furniture. We want to see the pussy !!!!!!

And do not put *** ***** (censored by me loooooooooooooooool) in front of the model when she is showing pussy.

And do not forget why we like real girls on our tv. Tampax !!!. Get those girls working and we want to see tampax !!!!!

And to my darling princess. Do not be shy. Come in front of the tv and show me your baby lump.

And here is a solution for that boring transition between shows. Put the cameras in the models' changing room. But not the stoopid video as before. Make it interesting this time. Toilet-cam !!!

So ETV that is how you get this viewer back. And remember that call I once made.

But for now, the strike goes on. Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
 

Hi at all who like satire! :-))))) :-D Loool

Me too thinks a toilet is a good idea (I just come from) :-D

Where  is the porn with that?

Some guys have never seen the photoshooting with Supermodel Kate Moss sitting on a toilet?

I'm on strike again until they change the crappy screen design. Again they use  6  lines with text and numbers at the lower part of the screen. Very often only the first line, near to the middle of the screen, appears and cut the models into two halves. So why the expensive deco and the hiigh resolution pic when they spoil the whole thing in the end with their ads. Please etv, put your ads to the borders of the screen. And stop your exploding stars. Or are there hidden numbers for ET in them?

Ps.: If there were at least some action behind the numbers.

Al-qatari I stopped putting guilt for bad shows on girls long ago. To be fair, we all know who to blame. And I dont buy that one about some law that prevents girls to strip and show more; it cant be because Lace is almost always naked, and they dont remove camera away from her. So I ask you is her p.... different than from any other girl? Safo for example! Just make all girls strip and do their job as she does, and there will no more critics. Or is there law different for Lace as it is for lets say Hera? Bullshit. It is about money.

@ elmo

The pleasure will be mine. A challenge indeed accepted with glee.

@misto17: to which kind of "religion" should we convent??????????????? I guess it`s running out of topic now....

Kind regards

Ben

(three musketeers-the "green/white shark")

yeah O.K. do me, be prepared for another round of Bull ;-)

 and because this like everything else here turns into a free for all

............ Meanwhile over on 2 Alex has just finished filling in her tax forms and has gone out to post them. Athina and Viole(n*)t only when *@bellerophon comments, continue to guard the plinth against any wrongdoers and eagerly await the changing of the guard at 16.00.

signed with my new pseudo

TheMadHatter

OK. This time it is really me.

Remember the early post. Relax guys, this is only tv.

And guys, relax. No offence was intended in this post. And I think that even the 'victim' could have a quiet giggle at this.

Any volunteers for the next one ? -)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

we´ll keep our opinion, and i ask you to take it with respect like we do with your words. the girls are worth to be treated respectfully.

sincerely,

al-qatari (the three musketeers - the arabic-german musketeer)

@ "The three musketeers" : Enter to the convent !

@ klemi,
Full agree with you.

Rockabye,i agree with you for 100%,there`s nothing to add!!! And ghostwriter,you`re also right. I must say that i didn`t watched etv for 3 weeks,and i must say that i miss nothing! :-(( Actually,i`m waiting for redline/redlips,they want to bring my favorite model back,so i`m looking forward to the coming things. :-)))

At least,i guess i`m out of etv. :-((

Kind regards

Ben

(three musketeers-the "green/white shark")

@ghostwriter 2008,@ Rockabye ,idem dito ! Respect !!

Kind Regards !

"Shaky"-Schumi

(the three musketeers-the red/white shark)

Yes, ghostwriter, etv unfortunately became a mindgame, because everything that left to us loyal viewers from beginning of this channel, is that we dream of those all beautiful girls, that left long ago. And really who gives you the right to tell anyone not no criticise? Nobody. If I and some others here have to put up with some insults from some guys...not you here personally, but some others....then I also have a right to say that whole etv is one big mess and worse. It is run by a group of very smart people, who know, that some callers are very very naive, writing messages to girls, that behave rather stupid in front of camera, and doing nothing, absolutely nothing sexy. Seeing that this shit works, nowadays they have many girls, that any normal guy wouldnt even throw a look on a beach or in a disco. I think all you who write smss and call the girls, are the only cause for channel to become better. I tell you ,very soon if you guys dont continue with boycot, girls like safo, alexa, malena, caro, sabrina, sandra,...will leave. Simply because if we are quiet, then they will think everything is just okey, and sooner or later etv can and will become more like etv2 these days. And ghostwriter and rockabye, with all respect to both of you, please switch on etv2 today. What do you see again? 3 girls, dressed like eskimos, sitting there, alex is falling asleep, camera far from "action". Soon we will have a situation, in which good guys who send us recorded good sessions will have nothing to record. And yes, today is a sunny day, and we dont have to watch it. But the truth is that at the moment we have tons of porn channels(multivision, sex view package, mct package, redlight...), but you dont have 1(!) good erotic channel. And I hate hard porn with silicons. That is why I miss so much Veronica-Lolita times. Because the most erotic is when you do show that is borderline between erotic and porn. And we all I hope know that some pussy oops are not pornography, and to recall many loyal viewers back, yes, we need better shows. Except from toilet cams, this is a hard one. We can get that in porn channels.

Great satire.

What a pitty nearly nobody noticed ;-)

mmh... I don't call my favourite model only to see her pussy so I won't boycott ETV. ;)