Why did the chicken cross the studio floor ?

Well we know why the chicken crossed the road as a KFC had just opened on his side of the street. But this week's puzzle is why the chicken crossed the studio floor.

Now if you do not know what I talk about I suggest you waste no more time and obtain the visual evidence that has been posted here:

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So in one of the more surreal moments of live tv, after some research, I can now reveal the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

1. It was a clever ruse to get some breasts on to day-time tv. Chicken breasts Looooooool

2. The pantomime season started early. Sorry me ol' sport. That one featured a goose not a chicken.

3. It was an even cleverer ruse to get 'em phone-lines hot. 'Was that really a chicken I just saw crossing the studio floor ?

4. Cleverer ruse No 4500. Send your Italian VIP and suggest a new recipe for Vino Incinta Pollo. Ok. This chicken was 'incinta' (some knowledge of the language needed here) and even without the cossie is well stuffed.

5. Ever wanting to treat the viewers to the local culture, we now gave witness to the Molvanian Egg Dance. Usually performed after a more intimate occasion - " I've just been laid"

6. It was a visual confession to tell everyone what turkeys they were for relaying the Astra sound over the Hotbird picture at the start of the SMS show.

Of course truth is always stranger than fiction. I am quite sure there was quite a simple explanation for this as no one would spend a fair amount of time on the make-up.Spend even more time in putting on that cossie. And all for some 40 seconds of airtime. Or would they ?

Next week Hans puts on his best ape suit for a guest appearance in the jungle followed by a rendition of the song 'I wanna be like you'. Pls, that is not a suggestion. He can make a monkey of himself much easier than that.

I will leave you now to your chicken sarnies (or whatever else is planned for Sunday lunch) with a little puzzle. Let's see who can solve this one. I have been trying for ages and like in the best tradition of repeat programs during the summer months :-

Same studio >> Vicky >> Hans = 1 minute

Same studio >>> Hans >>> Vicky = 8 minutes

take care from birds flo

@ OldGrizzly

When you already delete my gag, it was a good one or?

edit : - off-topic / topic hijacking. post removed . no further discussion neccessary -

@DB could it be you missed a letter? And y not one of the other clubs?

Mein Gott Sherlock Shirtfull !!

Could that be the oh-so-obvious answer ?

Then it must be chicken Drumsticks. Season ticket just bought.

Ooops, I missed that...can somebody please tell me, who the hell the hen was? Must be someone ****...I suggest first character = "E"

If I look at the actual "girls" on show, I have to admit that a somewhat in a chicken-custume is a step into the right direction: we want more chicken-costumes for the ladies Lilian, Eliza, Mimoza, Madlen, Lace and so on...may their eggs be more delicious than their appearances on this channel...

As the football season has started, some lucky team has it as their team mascot.

You missed the most obvious reason for that: It's just the way she dresses in her spare time ...

And yes, the switches between the shows take ages sometimes ...