The complaints department

Every time I hear the voice of Hans I have this song in mind!
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satya1002005 wrote:We have complained many times before .. but to summarize under this

1. Crap camera work : When the model try to fulfill the wish, the camera cuts and focus on dull model.
2. To kick out HANS without further delay unless he is the owner of ETV. He is the most hated creature next to Bin laden. He is a sadist & takes pleasure in others agony.
3. Have good , new models in the night shows .. more specifically during week ends. ( of course HANS is OUT).

These three point seem to me of main importance to improve especially the nightshows. There were excellent hot nightshows in past time but always w i t h o u t HANS. If he believes to make money with his sadist strategy he will loose the most interested viewers and of course money too.

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Dreamlander-Oops! Nearly forgot to complain! Please ETV,when you interview girls for the channel,just sit back,pause for a second,and think 'Will the millions of potential viewers/callers/texters actually find this girl attractive?! Does she look,beautiful,sexy,erotic,enchanting...'conscientious' ! Does she have 'sex appeal' whether clothed or naked ? It's little things like this that will improve your channel!

We have complained many times before .. but to summarize under this

1. Crap camera work : When the model try to fulfill the wish, the camera cuts and focus on dull model.
2. To kick out HANS without further delay unless he is the owner of ETV. He is the most hated creature next to Bin laden. He is a sadist & takes pleasure in others agony.
3. Have good , new models in the night shows .. more specifically during week ends. ( of course HANS is OUT).
4. Try Web stream day time nude free, encourage SMS and do the same way as you do in night shift. Atleast 3 hours in the evening to start with. You can avoid censorship and make few euros.Currently it is expensive for the crap quality.
5. Bring back ETV2 , may be on trial basis on web stream.This is to avoid the director frequently cutting and moving camera ...
6. Most important, respect the advice of the viewers and forum writers and try to improve.
7. Keep and up running , your web site and web stream.
8. Do not have the same menu week after week . You wouldn't like all fixed menu in all your night meal all 365 days. Rotate your model
9. Good luck.. you be the winner

I want to complain.

You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

No, I want to complain about...

If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.

Oh!

Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.......


(Apologies to Monty Python)
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