Sisters under the skin

Day Six

It was only a day or so ago that the news reported that some gutter-press rag had been up to their old tricks of phone-tapping. Their victim being our Royal princes.

As their technique does not seem that bright I thought even this swot could give it a go. My 'royalty' would 'naturlich' be a conversation between two models. But to protect their identity I will just refer to them as 'M' and 'N'

N: Hi sis. I wonder if you can help me out
M: What did you have in mind
N: I need a job fast
M: What sort of job
N: Ideally something that pays well with as little work as possible
M: I might be able to help
N: You might ?
M: Sure. You know that call-centre that I work for at times
N: You mean 'that' call-centre ?
M: That's the one
N: So what do I have to do ?
M: Ok. The first step is you come in during the day
M: Spend a few hours sitting down looking ultra cool
M: There may even be a caller or two but certainly not too many to really tire you out
N: That really does sound right up my street
M: And if you like it you can come back and do a full show
M: And I can work with you at the same time to show you the ropes
N: Ropes. You mean I will be tied up ?
M: Only if you want to be. You only have to do what you want to do
N: So when will you be working next ?
M: Well I have a very early show with some new kid on the block.
M: That sort of show should only be for experienced girls
M: But later I will also be doing a night show. They like us to do multiple shows a day
N: A night show ? I heard that those are a little different to what goes on at other times.
M: They are a little different. They allow us to take our clothes off
M: But of course they do not expect you to take your clothes off
N: Why not ?. I like taking my clothes off
M: Well. You can always try but the cameramen get nervous when a new girl tries to do that
M: And moves the camera thinking it was an accident
N: I understand. But if I do it again they will not think it is an accident
M: Probably not. But do you really want to show your breasts to all those viewers ?
N: I really do not mind.
N: Do you show your breasts ?
M: I do not have any breasts. But I do like to tweak my nipples
N: I have noticed
M: And Dave really likes that
N: I have noticed
M: But I do have brand new lips
N: I have noticed

M: But I do have brand new lips
N: I have noticed

.... OMG... last two sentences made my f***ing laught... AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA.... great post

hey DB

Very Good joke from you. :)) This could be a comedy sketch

:-/

Great as usual. Thx!

@ DB

hahahahahhahahahaha, so great work - this is one of the funniest posts in this forum I have ever read...:-)

ps: It's Day 6, how much (funny) days yet we will have?

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Too realistic for a satire. ;-))

Thx.

;-)