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A new service for our cliensts and friends has startet. THE MOLVANIA RADIO STATION with current affairs from molvania land.
Ticker news: -Gia is so pleased about her first place in ranking. Therefor she decided to give away some of her saucy lingerie. Enquiries to the well known adress or by VIP-sms.  -Scarlet has informed, if she comes back she will do only day shifts, because for her taste, the nightshows are to soft.  Enough for now. The next news will come soon. |
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Because of falling viewership Molvania's best-known export article, ETV, had to implement drastic cost saving methods:
- They will from now on shoot mostly in infrared because studio lights increased the electricity bill to unsustainable levels. Everyone who wants to see the models dressed and well lit will have to send a VIP message, if he wants to see her get naked in good light will have to pay for the day's electricity bill. - They renamed the shower shows to "Droplets show" where the model carefully applies 10 droplets of water on strategic places of her body. This was needed because their water bill from the shower shows was cutting deeply into their budget. For the summer season they are planning to use rain and puddles left after heavy rains for the shower shows as it will be eco friendly and also a renewable source. They are already building the set in the backyard of the studios. They will also provide regularily updated local weather forecasts so the viewers would know when to ask for the shows. |
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NEW MOLVANIAN UNIVERSITY IN DEEP CRISIS
Registrations for the prestigious University are dropping very fast since last summer-Women are the most concerned. It's a practice that most of the molvanian students , to meet the NMU cost , has an odd job The girls have always found an activity in Social Services , working occasionally at Ivo P.s Institute "The open mind , the dimamism and culture of these girls have always been been perfect tools for supporting and helping people in difficulties. Ivo P. has got big profit from this." said Prof Scarletov, Chancellor of the School But the wind has changed. Mr P. has turned into an easier activity, the Physiotherapy, so all these skills are no longer needed .. and the poor students have no more job "Now Ivo P. just needs strong, expert and professional hands to squeeze muscles and pull bones " is Prof Scarletov's sad comment "I feel very sad for all the talents that can no longer develop into a noble profession ..." |
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Warning!!!
Water shortage in molvania. Rumors say: Due to hotness of ELS stream. 
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I got just now an unbelievable news.
There is a rumor that an occupy ETV action is founded by some unsatisfied and disappointed fans.  Perhaps somebody can provide evidence. I`m going to research. 
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In former times they have been at the Venus.
Normaly Georgi, Jaya and Veni were at the booth. |
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There are rumors ETV has a closed area next Venus in Berlin.
For Gold Members only.
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Uuuuhhh...
1 hour and 40 minutes ago the camera showed the logo who produced the Plasma.  It wasn't SONY, PANASONIC, PHILIPS, SAMSUNG or L.G. It was eUrotic TV. So they are a producer of LCD, LED and Plasma TV's.  Finally we know, how they earn your money in reality. Don't lose the humor, the life is to short for a long face. Greets |
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Molvania Radio recently broadcast a documentary about the famous artist, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.
A quote referring to his physical disadvantages went along these lines ... "... When he was sixteen he broke one of his legs. Then, when he was seventeen, he broke one of his other legs ... " okay, so how many legs did he have? ... .Thank you Lace :-) |
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I determine here and in another board very black mood concerning the 2 last night shows.
So for all fans and viewers some new headlines 1. After the long rest on the new sofa, Sabrina has a little bit problems with her dorsum. Maybe the sofa is softish. Sabrina swears solemnly she will nevermore lie on it. Hard to believe. 2. This year our favourite director Hans is Oscar-nominated as greatest director of most erotic liveshows. Good luck! You need it. 3. Calomira miss the pole (so do I) in the new studio. Therefor she would bring her own but ETV doesn`t allow.  4. The Molvania government plan a new law with awful brisance. The law will prohibit all foot, nylon and ballon riding fetish in night shows, on the ground to protect the dying minority group of pussy lovers.  To stop this law, ETV management and the Union of Fetisch have mobilised her lobbyists immediately. Who will win? Good night
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At the moment we get Halloween`s latest and unusual news
1. Towards 6 o`clock pm several residents have seen an UFO over Molvania. Fortunately the Molvania Air Force intecepted it. To the surprise of all the UFO was......our buttercup Lilian on her boom while flying at home. This trip will come expensive, as Lilian has no flight licence and the flight was not approved... poor Lilian. To earn more money she must enter now more night shifts..... or to avoid that, she needs much more calls and sms`s in her daytime shows, the choice is yours.2. After her shift the devilkin Calomiara and Lin had a close encounter with a notorious robber.  As he saw the girls in her Halloween outfits, he got a shock and has fled. The Molvania police found him on a park bench, always babbling...double devil.....double devil. The governor of Molvania has announced a Medal for Merit for the two brave girls. Three for these heroes.Happy Halloween to all |
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Hot news: riot in the streets of Molvania City.
A curious chain of events led to a big riot in the streets of the normally so quit Molvania City. What seemed like an ordinary evening turned out to be a serious test of government resolve. Three fabulous young women A, M, and S aka "the triplets" were visiting their favorite disco when the DJ after popular request played a song known as big fish, little fish or Bob the Builder song. The girls as if hypnotized started to do as what witnesses call a "funny" dance. Horny men gathered round only to find at the "scoop it out" part of the song they got hit in the nuts by the oblivious girls. This caused them to drop to their knees seemingly to look up the girls dresses, this didn't sit well with their girlfriends, who called in their brothers and before long the entire disco had to be cleared. Out on the streets events turned from bad to worse as the local policestation was coincidentally having their anual test the local donut shop day. With tempers already heated the mob turned on what they felt was an unneccesary display of police provocation. The police called in back up only to find that the more policemen appeared the neighberhood people joined forces with the angry mob and the whole situation became more and more desperate. Finaly the situation was defused as the fearless treesome flashed the crowd which left everbody gasping for air and with the DJ quikly turning on the music of the outside soundsystem people realized it was better to party then to fight. In a later reaction the girls stated they "had a blast" and asked if they could come back later. |
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Due to a mishap in the Molvanian email addressing scheme I got in possession of the following press release from ETV:
To whom it may concern: ETV, a wellknown TV company based in Molvania, wants to make a point that it and its former model Megita are in no way responsible for or otherwise involved in the taifun Megi, who currently devastates China. Megita is fully occupied with feeding and changing the pampers (*) of her offspring and has no time for such stints. The rumor that this taifun was named in honor of her stormy shows in a time long ago is in no way founded. Signed, F.R. (*) also called Güllehülletrülle by Tessa in her 2nd. (or 1st.?) language Correction of the former correction; it is not my intention to spread rumors |
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jost54 wrote:... Well Jost, maybe she heard about the big world congress of Blondes, organized by the International Association of Blondes (IAB). This important event takes place this weekend in the well-known Molvanian capital Lutenblag. I can imagine that Scarlet is a bit afraid to be pulled (or pushed) into that whirl... |
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After a longer break we got just some brand hot news from Molvania wonderland.
1. The former queen SABRINA let us know that she goes in a fitness studio for 2 hours two times a week. Therefore her motto in ETV shows is..... sit down or lay down and earn much money. 2. The new queen SCARLET is now black-haired because her attitude towards life  ... and not forgetting, she has more than enough from jokes about a blonde.3. JANINE expressly declares that she has now the licence from ANGELINA exclusively. Be and by for now!
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