Job vacancy at ETV
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Because of a nervous breakdown caused by the stress of failure, a vacancy has arisen for the post of Recruitment Manager at ETV. In keeping with the corporate ethos of ETV, anyone with expertise, knowledge or insight into this field should NOT apply. The job entails recruiting girls to take part in an “erotic” TV show. Recently this has involved asking the current girls if they have any friends who might be interested. Unfortunately the girls have lost all their friends as a result, so the successful applicant will have to go out into the wider community to try to find suitable material. Initially you will be required to find 15 girls to make up the serious shortfall in present numbers. Hanging around outside tattoo parlours and audition studios may be a good place to start. This has yielded results in the past. Any girl employed must however be told not to sing or dance under any circumstances. Showing tattoos is acceptable unless the tattoo covers the whole body. Pay will be based on how long a new recruit lasts – 10 minutes, half an hour, a whole show, two days etc. A bonus will be paid if a new girl stays more than a week. This is unlikely to happen. An example of how the job has been conducted in the past can be found at Applications to: Do not expect to receive a reply. |
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hehehehe regards |
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