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I can say last week were a lot of complaints against Hans.
Most of them were about the camerawork. Now I have a question to all. Are you sure that Hans is alone responsible for the camera and what we see on the screen? Have you ever thought that their could be another person involved and responsible for the cameras? What I want to say is, before you attack someone, make sure that this is the RIGHT person. We can see only what is on screen but we don't know what is behind. I am not a good friend of Hans but I don't like it how he is treated, becaude he can't be responsible for all bad things at ETV. have a nice day |
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If someone is interested in what's going on behind the sceenes in a Hans show, there is a little report in TMZ:
[hidden link - please register] |
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BJ wrote:How much did Hans or ETV pay you to write this? Neither Hans nor ETV pay anything to me. On the contrary, I've paid 50 EUR to them this month. I'm just writing my opinion here, like everyone else does. However, it seems that we differ in the assessment of what can be expected from an erotic TV channel that needs to work in an economic environment under very restrictive requirements imposed on them by the TV regulation authorities. |
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You ever tried to call any of the models when the "kind" Hans is in regi? Try to call Gia or Alexis on a satuday when Hans is multitasking.
Hans do regi in favor of HIS favorite models and don't give a shit about who calls in. Same goes for the the sms's your talking about. Send a sms request to Sabrina and she get 5min camera time. Send a sms request to Gia and she will get around 10 sec to perform the request. Why do this happen? Because of the regi. And it happens "mostly" when Hans is in regi or "horror" Amanda. By the way? How much did Hans or ETV pay you to write this? I think most of the people here understand that the show need callers. So, why should people put themself in Hans's role when other people then Hans and Amanda are able to make great shows? You call the model and you get to see her on the tv. Isn't that the idea behind etv? This don't happen when Hans is on. So, befor you come here and praise the o'big and kind Hans you should put yourself in the role of the caller who makes the wheels of etv go around.  arimolac wrote:Well... I guess some of you forget that ETV doesn't exist from presenting great free erotic shows! If they would do perfect shows where all models show everything to a maximum extent, nobody would ever send an SMS with a request. In the beginning, sometimes I've been frustrated too by the camera moving away from a model, just when she started to do something hot. But then it struck me - hey, it's a business! They SELL hot stuff! And selling means, someone needs to PAY! So they really can't offer everything for free. Frustration - or "teasing", to use a more positive word - is part of the business. When I realized this, I started to send SMS with requests, and ALL of my requests have been honored so far to a sufficient extent. So in my opinion, ETV really doesn't ignore the needs of its "customers". |
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Well... I guess some of you forget that ETV doesn't exist from presenting great free erotic shows! If they would do perfect shows where all models show everything to a maximum extent, nobody would ever send an SMS with a request. In the beginning, sometimes I've been frustrated too by the camera moving away from a model, just when she started to do something hot. But then it struck me - hey, it's a business! They SELL hot stuff! And selling means, someone needs to PAY! So they really can't offer everything for free. Frustration - or "teasing", to use a more positive word - is part of the business. When I realized this, I started to send SMS with requests, and ALL of my requests have been honored so far to a sufficient extent. So in my opinion, ETV really doesn't ignore the needs of its "customers".
Regarding the person of Hans, I really can't say anything bad about him. He's kind, he answers all personal requests, and he remembers the personal preferences of the viewers who are in touch with ETV. I think he's just a good businessman, and that's what he needs to be in order to help keeping ETV alive. He doesn't need to be an ingenious movie director, he just needs to direct the camera to where the most money gets in. I'd be the happiest man on Earth if the camera would stay all night long on Calomira, but that certainly wouldn't pay off for ETV. The camera movements might seem like deliberate frustration to the viewers at times, but, once again, the economic basis of ETV is NOT making the LURKERS happy! Try to put yourself into the role of Hans as a businessman, before picking on him. |
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Why don't they just fire this less beautiful human being? Tonight when I check ETV, All I see is his girly hands taking photos. No regi work tonight Han(d)s?
I'm just not getting why he's so unplaceable. Thru many years he done nothing then a crappy job and every forum (even their own) you see the callers are unhappy about his terrible shows and regi.  To bad he lives so far away, else I would give him a car without brakes for free. 
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Yasmine1 wrote:Without commenting about Hans shows which are terrible I can add just one thing, yesterday on the remote cam before the show started the girls were all around Hans while he was sitting, now all the girls looked very friendly with Hans and I can say I was quite surprised to see Gia caressing Hans right leg and it seemed with a lot of sympathy. You can call it flattery but I don't think so ! Gia at least from what we see is not this type, if she doesn't like someone you can see it immediately. But still maybe its my own interpretation It's not only Gia, everytime Hans walks in the bodylanguage of the girls isn't freezing or looking away, or getting a 'frosty' face (as far as I can tell anyways). It's more like they are happy to see him and they always are all over him too (  ), it's like he is some kind of 'fatherfigure' maybe, but still this doesn't change the fact that whenever he is around the show usually sucks ass. But let's not make Hans more then he is, a pawn in the ETV sceme, just doing as he is told. It wouldn't be a surprize to me if he actually gets more girls on ETV to part with their panties then all of us put together as it looks to me like they trust him. Why he then doesn't show it is beyond me. Maybe it can be explained with the old saying "you will never sell the cow if they can get the milk for free". Making money is the key too keeping the station affloat. The truth will be somewhere in the middle maybe, but lack of info will leave it all to more speculations. BTW Stass there is nowere in porn more beautifull girls then Amy and Mashiara, just to be clear on this. I love ETV, if it has to use the "Hans" method to stay profitable so be it, although I cannot understand how making a bad show can make you more money, as I have stated many times. Luckily there is always "good cop' Vicki to make a good show. However I don't want to give her too much credit as she also does as she is told and it's not her pussy being broadcasted all over Europe. Would be nice though 
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Without commenting about Hans shows which are terrible I can add just one thing, yesterday on the remote cam before the show started the girls were all around Hans while he was sitting, now all the girls looked very friendly with Hans and I can say I was quite surprised to see Gia caressing Hans right leg and it seemed with a lot of sympathy. You can call it flattery but I don't think so ! Gia at least from what we see is not this type, if she doesn't like someone you can see it immediately. But still maybe its my own interpretation
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Hans can be described with 3 words thru the years.
- Fraud. - Lier. - Amature. It's possible for some people who think he's a great guy. But those people have never called etv and spoken to the models or they just started to watch the show. For me is Hans just another Veni. Give us money, Give us money and we make something special for you tonight. And then they went home and didnt do a shit. I remember for 2-3 years ago Hans and Veni keept on requesting 150-200 sms's or so to do a "pussy" show. Most of the time they got enough sms's but they gave nothing back. Hans havent change a bit. He's still the amature television maker who still lives in his dreams to make eUrotic into the new Arte. Today as years back he makes one of the most horrible shows for etv. These days when Hans is directing the shows, The callers have nothing to do with the show. Hans is one of the worste to no care if you call other models then Sabrina, Randa etc. He will give camera time to "his" favorite models. Good example for this is if you call Gia or Alexis. They are put in the back of the studio and allmost never given camera time. While every saturday when Hans is the director and Sabrina is on. She's put in the front of the camera for 90% of the evening. Even if she got a caller or not. So for those resons I guess Hans can be decribed with those 3 words. Hans = Vicky =  = Time to change job. = Time to be promoted to work 7 evenings each week.
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Body language best reflects the personality of each woman.For many eroticism stops when they begin to speak. disturbing their performance is like interruption someones speech. Their bodies are true, but their words are just role they play for callers trying to keep them on line as long as possible. Naked female body is not pornography and people who love erotica do not like porn. Difference is large, but many do not see it. I think that Hans, in his money obsession, forgot the quality of product he is trying to sell.
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Stass wrote:when I read comments like these,that I find here, I think "OMG,how desparate can be one man if he hasn't a girlfriend to make sex with on saturday night (and not only)!" I don't want to assume a childish behaviour, telling you what I do during the night or how many real girls I know 'in that way', most of all it's not the subject of this forum. And I don't wan't to bring to your mind how many personalities you can find in the real world, because it's not a subject of this forum. I just want to assure you: The only desperate thing I can read is the 'mission impossible' to say that Hans is OK from a Liveshow-Fans point of view (or ETV-fans point of view, when ETV meets the requirements of a Liveshow) Stass wrote:Every person,who calls wants to see the girl, who is speaking now with him. That means - if there's a very hot show, the girls,that are making it cannot concentrate and speak for a long time. These,who find a viewer,who wants to stay on the line,they can't be so active, but must be shown every time the viewer wants to see them. I called several times and I've heard how some girls scream "Hey,show me!" or " Show my boobs please...closer! >>> Then we should say that Hans is the director who shows an extraordinary sensibility: he is the only one who understands that the only viewer who has not the right to see the girl is the viewer who spends money for a 'hot request'. If you spend money for a hot request your scene must be destroied. If you spend money just for chatting you have the right to see your girl sitting in the same position, like in 'pause-still mode', for several uninterrupted minutes. And even 2 or more girls speaking to themselves, without any caller, have more rights to have the camera on them, rather then the girls performing something (which can be simple teasing or something hotter, not porn) for the payer viewer. And even a bottle of wine over the table has more rights ... And only the girls who are not performing something interesting scream: "Hey,show me!" Indeed, an extraordinary sensibility... Pity that even Clio and Simone ( ) don't credit to Dr. House for this 'incredible quality' ...Porn has nothing to do with his unwatchable 'bastard stews' . |
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@ Stass
Not that I agree with every word, but in general you are on the right track as far as I am concerned. It's like they have a "good cop, bad cop" routine going on as far as the directors are making a show. It is not easy always having to be the bad guy. Maybe the girls are also yelling 'show me' because the caller is getting impatient and this pleases them , to know the model is in a way fighting to be shown. Well at least lets give Hans some credit for not taking himself too seriously. I believe some girls were more eager to tie him up and paint him then others though.
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Stass wrote:Hans is a businessman. He sells. And he does it well. With him work always the best models like Scarlet, Sabrina,Gia,Viviana. He is just trying to have a contact with us. So I don't see any problems. And his show - saturday night is well known as the hottest show during the week.You don't like him,because he doesn't show everything, until the smallest detail? Of course he wouldn't!!! That's EuROTIC TV, not PORNTV. If you want to see everything and wide spread legs, just use google. It would be much much easyer!!! Maybe it isn't all guilty of Hans, in the sense that in the past I (and not only) have written that behind Hans there is the managment of Etv. However the big problem is that with google we don't found porn with Amy, Mashiara, Alexis, Angelina... ; apart this, without to arrive at the porn, isn't excluded that we can see them in a better way respect Hans's show, for example in the shower show or also yesterday with honey.
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to be fair to Hans but not defending him we must confess that this button is used for every director nowadays.
it's hard to believe but less than one year ago we saw uncutted scenes of a single model for 5 or even 10 minutes like Scarlet in the jungle for 9 minutes or Reginas first (nearly) full strip for 5 minutes (probably the same for other models but I forgot this, sorry). |
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Mr_Niceguy wrote:Somebody else was pushing the buttons in the control room to switch camera's. Common sense says the same guy is pushing the button for Vicky.....
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