Hans - Eurotic TV

His aim is to get the viewer to press buttons.

A good anallasys (this word can't be right) from Vappiano. Too ad one thing, I noticed on the usercam, for instance yesterday, the director was on the floor of the studio giving directions to the girls what to do. Somebody else was pushing the buttons in the control room to switch camera's.

I think Hans hardly leaves the control room, he just likes to push buttons.

Stass wrote:Hans is a businessman. He sells. And he does it well. With him work always the best models like Scarlet, Sabrina,Gia,Viviana. He is just trying to have a contact with us. So I don't see any problems. And his show - saturday night is well known as the hottest show during the week.You don't like him,because he doesn't show everything, until the smallest detail? Of course he wouldn't!!! That's EuROTIC TV, not PORNTV. If you want to see everything and wide spread legs, just use google. It would be much much easyer!!!
These girls aren't pornstars, such a comment is very strange,but I think,we are talking here also about kind of "art" too. Here we have many different directors, models, operators. It's not only about showing pussies. Eurotic tv is a place,where you can have a nice concversation with a beautiful girl. When a girl is intelligent and also sexy,horny,nacked...oh THAT MAKES ME FEEL CRAZYYY! Clever and SEXY. That's a 100% WOMAN. Beautiful women there are many, but only a few are these,who are personalities. Like some models from ETV.
So don't blame Hans, don't blame the models. And if the show of Hans is so bad for you, just change the channel and think about that which porn-magazine are you going to buy with the money that are left from you pension.

Sorry Stass, but according to me your post would be a good post when posted by ETV Boss in ETV own forum, not when posted by a liveshows-fan.

The reason?

Liveshows-fans are fans of a good show for them, not for ETV.
And this has nothing to do with porn, wide spread legs or pussies, because Dr. House's style destroies every kind of action, starting from simple teasing.
For this reason he is the 'King of the bastard stew'.
In order to be clear, here is the example of a 'bastard stew ':

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(Nightshow Saturday 29.05.2010)

start: 03:28 a.m.
emd : 03:44

lenght: 994 seconds.

n° girls : 8

Average camera-time for each girl: 124.25 s

Analysis:

We are at the end of the show: only one active scene, feat. Angelina + Gia.
So these 2 girls deserved not less than 248.5 seconds (average time).
Since their scene is the only active scene, probably they deserved a bit more cameratime.

On the contrary: 212 seconds for the 2 girls (15% less than average) and, most of the time, from 3 miles distance.
When the camera is closer, the cut-aways are after 2-6 seconds.
In the same time: Ashely and Aria sit down, doing nothing special, but they are on camera several times for 30 uninterrupted seconds.
Nearly 1 uninterrupted minute for Ashley, answering to a Vipsms.

I wonder:

1) Why do you want to destroy the scenes also at the end of the show ?
You could be worried about 'wankers' leaving' at 23:30, not at 03:40 !!!

2) Why not even the average time for the only active scene and, most of all, from 3 miles distance ?

3) Why no video-cuts during Ashley's answer? She could have some seconds of camera but, during her whole answer, the camera could go back to the action (Angelina + Gia), and Ashley could finish her answer in audio mode !

These are the reasons I define this as a 'bastard stew'

Obvious: just my point of view, but I could never be a caller in a Hans' show, simply becauee I can't stand in front of the TV watching his shows.

Though I have to admit that I'm not the biggest Hans fan (I really hate that 2 second camera switches and that he always manages to kill every show a model puts on before it actually starts, so his shows always tend to turn into a congregation on the couch ...), I really enjoyed reading a pretty well written post with a little different point of view.
I agree on Stass view on the channel content.
As a viewer I prefer Vickys shows as they are much more of a show than the Hans ones, but as a caller I normaly end up calling on Hans shows ... guess he must do something right after all ...

Hans must show that what the callers want to watch. He shows that they must watch. It's difference.

Stass wrote:Hans is a businessman. He sells. And he does it well. With him work always the best models like Scarlet, Sabrina,Gia,Viviana. He is just trying to have a contact with us. So I don't see any problems. And his show - saturday night is well known as the hottest show during the week.You don't like him,because he doesn't show everything, until the smallest detail? Of course he wouldn't!!! That's EuROTIC TV, not PORNTV. If you want to see everything and wide spread legs, just use google. It would be much much easyer!!!
These girls aren't pornstars, such a comment is very strange,but I think,we are talking here also about kind of "art" too. Here we have many different directors, models, operators. It's not only about showing pussies. Eurotic tv is a place,where you can have a nice concversation with a beautiful girl. When a girl is intelligent and also sexy,horny,nacked...oh THAT MAKES ME FEEL CRAZYYY! Clever and SEXY. That's a 100% WOMAN. Beautiful women there are many, but only a few are these,who are personalities. Like some models from ETV.
So don't blame Hans, don't blame the models. And if the show of Hans is so bad for you, just change the channel and think about that which porn-magazine are you going to buy with the money that are left from you pension.

are you serious? name of channel does not defined its content. so defending hans is useless he must go away

Hans is a businessman. He sells. And he does it well. With him work always the best models like Scarlet, Sabrina,Gia,Viviana. He is just trying to have a contact with us. So I don't see any problems. And his show - saturday night is well known as the hottest show during the week.You don't like him,because he doesn't show everything, until the smallest detail? Of course he wouldn't!!! That's EuROTIC TV, not PORNTV. If you want to see everything and wide spread legs, just use google. It would be much much easyer!!!
These girls aren't pornstars, such a comment is very strange,but I think,we are talking here also about kind of "art" too. Here we have many different directors, models, operators. It's not only about showing pussies. Eurotic tv is a place,where you can have a nice concversation with a beautiful girl. When a girl is intelligent and also sexy,horny,nacked...oh THAT MAKES ME FEEL CRAZYYY! Clever and SEXY. That's a 100% WOMAN. Beautiful women there are many, but only a few are these,who are personalities. Like some models from ETV.
So don't blame Hans, don't blame the models. And if the show of Hans is so bad for you, just change the channel and think about that which porn-magazine are you going to buy with the money that are left from you pension.

It must be written in German. Maybe it will come up to his mind better. But i doubt.

Pierdellevigne wrote:

bellerophon wrote:After years of careful observation and analysis, I'm beginning to develop a new-found respect for Hans as a director and philanthropist. To do what he does so brilliantly must have taken a lifetime of hard work and training.

For example, Vicky has to work really hard with her girls to create an atmosphere, whereas Hans can remove it without even breaking sweat. And to know exactly the right moment to cut away from a model so as to remove the erotic tension and save us from our baser instincts is a skill that has to be honed to perfection.

The girls should be grateful too. The ones on whom so much camera time is lavished are portrayed as they should be in public - wholesome next-door girls lying around and having a chat, while one or two special ones, whose mothers would be appalled to see attempting to remove items of clothing in an erotic manner, are saved from themselves by being given virtually no camera at all. If they feel a bit frustrated and humiliated, that is a price worth paying; they have been rescued from making a spectacle of themselves, which is far more important for their souls and future wellbeing.

A real public service.

Well said, i agree 100%. However I'm sure that Hans, clever like few men, don't will understand the delicious irony and will be proud of your words.

Sorry but I don't know a similar english idiom but in germany we say
"Der Mohr hat seine Schuldigkeit getan,der Mohr kann gehen":)

I don't understand the meaning of your sentences. Is H. a bad or only a incompetend director?

I'm not the biggest fan of Hann either but its worth remembering that for the majority of 2009 and not until into the tail end of the year the night shows were consistently woeful and it wasn't just down to hanns it didn't seem to matter who was directing at the time and its very easy to use hanns as some sort of scape goat. But now that the censership ban has been lifted and you pretty much get and expect a pussy show every night now its clear to see that unless he starts to up his game too he should part company with etv and allow it to continue it in its climb back to its former glory.

The saturdaynight-shows with Hans are normaly the most boring nightshows every week, he´s a realy funkiller.

Hans is the best model on ETV

klemi wrote:What about abuse of viewers??? With his voice and attitude and totally unprofessional work he bugs us all the time...I am totally with you on this one!

So , do not watch this program . Problem solved.