ETV for beginners - recipe for how to spot a Julia show

Take 6 models and the only "idea" you have ever had

- dress them in black - maybe with a bit of white and red
- add a top hat, an umbrella and a garden seat, some strategically placed candles, a candelabra
- add arty-farty "artistic" camerawork with silly angles and crossfading
- reduce lighting to a low level so no-one has a clue what is going on
- remove any ideas and repeat endlessly until all eroticism has disappeared
- leave to simmer for 5 hours until the the girls and the viewers lose the will to live.

There are variations on this recipe, all of which taste exactly the same.

Legxpert wrote:well for sure half of the forum is laughing at you ...

klemi wrote:Well, there is still another half of them left for you brother...

yes, the complete forum is laughing about you.

and it's nice to see that you both found the reputation function, maybe you both should search now for the [hidden link - please register] function and and so this private chat flooding the wrong threads will be avoided in the future.

you are a fine example for the disagreement between someone who watches, spends money and knows a lot about the channel and / or private life of the persons at etv and someone who never watches, has never spent money and knows only his own (created on this founded base) theories.

but as I said, I and probably the other Mods too will be happy if you use in the future the right threads for your usefull contribution to this forum.

klemi wrote:Well, there is still another half of them left for you brother, because you cant read at your age. If you could, then you would know I dont watch this channel, I just record the show, then I just check in normally 64 forward speed so that I dont miss anything cool and to rewind all those footshows, that actually prevailed in this channel besides other crap. So there must be a lot of fun for you there, but for me impossible to watch at normal speed. But I check my recordings yes but it takes normally sadly only 15 minutes for a nightshow. Because feet and hard psycho crap are not my style. So if you choose to joke on my account, please read certain posts. Yesterday I wanted to watch because of Kate...My mistake.

well because of your always very detailed summaries I don't believe that you only watch 15 minutes every day in fast forward.

and if we put on top the amout of time you spent in this forum you actually sacrifice a lot of your precious time to a tv program you don't even like. and this for many years.

and I think I'm speaking for many here, your daily analysis that consists "I dont watch this crap, I am disappointed etc." is getting pretty old and is just waiting precious webspace...

Well, there is still another half of them left for you brother, because you cant read at your age. If you could, then you would know I dont watch this channel, I just record the show, then I just check in normally 64 forward speed so that I dont miss anything cool and to rewind all those footshows, that actually prevailed in this channel besides other crap. So there must be a lot of fun for you there, but for me impossible to watch at normal speed. But I check my recordings yes but it takes normally sadly only 15 minutes for a nightshow. Because feet and hard psycho crap are not my style. So if you choose to joke on my account, please read certain posts. Yesterday I wanted to watch because of Kate...My mistake.

klemi wrote:You will never see anything like this on any channel...This kind of sickening stuff should be banned. I am speechless, because if I am gonna speak, it will be too hard for this forum. Maybe I can write just one little thing...Even the models are laughing at this.

well for sure half of the forum is laughing at you because despite your longstanding complains you still watch the channel every single day and even share your opinions here. Sorry but you must have a very sadomasochistic character.

You will never see anything like this on any channel...This kind of sickening stuff should be banned. I am speechless, because if I am gonna speak, it will be too hard for this forum. Maybe I can write just one little thing...Even the models are laughing at this.

samakkary wrote:i don't know who is that director , ...

post moved and now you got an answer

i don't know who is that director , but he looks very happy with these cameras, how it is moving with the remote control . and i want to tell him you're either idiot or stupid you can choice one , and the praise for you it's go to hell .

bellerophon wrote:belerophon previous post

You made me laugh Just imagine "check" word spelled by soldiers (in a gropu) BTW... Very nice (funny) 1st post (recipe).

Good luck and have a bice shows.

u know guys , when i watched ' the fetish show'
i gad a very strange feellings
it s like watching a very old horror movie
so plzzzzzzzzz so mercy
dont want miss any etv show ............
but i think that i ll do now

There was however one good thing about the show last night. After watching for 5 minutes I went to bed, slept, then slept some more and I am now very well rested which is good looking forward to what's to come.

It would also be positive if some of the fetish stuff became limited to this mondaynight. I really don't need to see girls being tied up all the time and I have seen enough candlewax on girls bodies to last me a lifetime. Well unless Brona or Evah want to candlewax their breasts ofcourse.

Finally someone besides me got pissed off on Monday night...Ha ha ha I must admit I like your topic extremely. You said to me few days ago I should have my own topic for complaining, now you have your own hehe...And I love it. And agree 100 % with you, except one thing. You forgot some buckets of flowers for girls of course

You just missed the masked sissymaid.

bellerophon wrote:Take 6 models and the only "idea" you have ever had

- dress them in black - maybe with a bit of white and red
- add a top hat, an umbrella and a garden seat, some strategically placed candles, a candelabra
- add arty-farty "artistic" camerawork with silly angles and crossfading
- remove any ideas and repeat endlessly until all eroticism has disappeared
- leave to simmer for 5 hours until the the girls and the viewers lose the will to live.

There are variations on this recipe, all of which taste exactly the same.

Ha,ha,ha at least one good thing has come out of last night show - your post bellerophon;
Really that creapy, slow-moving something...show was anything but erotic.
Well Erik, tastes surely differ.......

It's not "one hour before midnight" but more "two hours after midnight". it's too different from what you normally see on ETV and so most of the viewers are disappointed I think. But I think the girls like it. But I don't think that it would last very long because the participation of the audience is low.