Cyan red and purple

So here I was at 8:30 on a saturday night looking for the inspiration for today's missive. What could I write about as nothing unusual has happened this week.

Afterall in the land of illusion and make-believe everything that goes around comes around.

You do not need a calendar or special knowledge to realise that school is out and tweedle dum and tweedle dee get their hands on the box of mixer magic tricks and illustrate their perfect lack of thought to let those effects run and run. Hey, it's our hour. Who gives a shit who is on the line to the girls right now. We are gonna do this our way.

You do need a calendar or special knowledge to realise that school is out or maybe Shamus has served his jail sentence for the last piece of colour coordination madness. Here's a great idea. Let all the girls dress in yellow after all it is almost spring. So to make them feel at home I will paint the entire studio in yellow light so you will not be able to make out who is there. Just pick up the phone and guess who you are speaking to. Good game. Not.

You do not need a calendar or special knowledge to realise who is in the regie chair tonight. It's my show and I will start it as I want to. Got some girls on the phone who were silly enough to keep talking to callers as the last shift ended. Sod them. I will point my camera at that wonderful disco ball. Can make it even more interesting and arrange the camera to see two of them. Make that look like Deep Space Nine. Now that really is art. Hang on. Where are my charges for the next 5 hours ?. Don't their ever wear a watch so I'm gonna keep that camera in that black hole for the next 5 minutes when I could simply have pointed it at the girl(s) whose shift had started an hour earlier. But that's too easy for me. I'll leave that to the lesser mortals.

You do not need a calendar and you certainly do not need any special knowledge to appreciate that Gia returned this week. Oh, wasn't it nice of Vicky to lay on a cake with 22 on it. We know she can count to 5 as she is one of the magnificent two from the above comment. But what was the significance of the 22 ?. Maybe it's the number of hours Gia was about to work in succession. Or maybe the number of months (less the break) she has been at the channel. Surely it cannot be the obvious one. Surely not.

And while writing of Gia, this last break had it's affect on the super-glue and we were treated with one of the infrequent glimpses of her right breast. But I must ask this most important of questions. If memory serves me then it is always the right one that pops out so does the left one have some extra special powers which means that it is destined never to make an appearance.

I do not want to say too much about the other 'story of the week' and I only bring it up now since my name was brought up in the dialogue. But as this story was unfolding my own Skype was being filled by a beauty from Ghana by the name of Ernetiena Frimpong whom I had met hardly one hour before yet I could still be her friend if I sent her some money to pay her mom's hospital bill. And while I hope her mom gets better, my bank account remains as healthy as it was before this chance meeting. No doubt that someone will fall for it as there is one born every minute. And even with that sad tale we have read it before and no doubt as the tv continues we shall read it again.

And as I go I must thank the sender of a most unexpected email this week. And as I said before, no ferther explanations provided.

PS. You may ask what the title of this missive means. You really should pay attention. It's just the usual crap.