Bill and Jim, two old friends, meet and chat.
Bill: "Recently, I had a dream. I dreamt of being in the kindergarten, playing with other children, pampered by the nurse; I felt so well like being a child again. I liked it very much."
Jim: "Recently i also had a dream. I dreamt of sitting in front of the TV when the door-bell rang. I opened the door, and there were two pretty girls outside, one blond, the other black haired, both very cute.They entered, took my hands and led me to the sofa, sat down left and right of me. I was a bit frightened, you know I am seventy plus and one girl would be quite enough for me..."
Bill: "Why didn't you call me? I would have come round and helped you with pleasure!"
Jim: "I did, my friend, I did. But your wife told me you were in the kindergarten..."