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It´s a classic , but still funny
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And no sorry........
Don't forget sound on !! schubert |
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I was reading a story on the bbc about an Indian sexpert answering questions of teenagers and adults about sex and some of the questions are quite funny and the answers are even better
Q: My friend thinks that her breasts are getting larger because of masturbation. Is this possible? A: No. Does she think her clitoris is an air pump? Q: I have a small penis and I can't seem to satisfy my girlfriend. My astrologer has advised me to pull it every day for 15 minutes while reciting a shloka [prayer]. I have been doing this for a month but it hasn't helped. What should I do? A: If he was right, most men would have a penis hitting their knees. God doesn't help gullible, foolish men. Go visit a sexpert instead who can teach you the art of making love. Q: My family is demanding that I get married. How can I ascertain if the girl is a virgin? A: I suggest you don't get married. Unless you appoint detectives, there is no way to find out. Spare any poor girl of your suspicious mind. Link to the original article: [hidden link - please register] |
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