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The guy on the bus.
What young people are not brought up now. That young were sitting and the old stand What are you complaining about, yet you sit! Yes. But my wife stands! |
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Question: Why can we be sure that Adam and Eve were not Chinese?
Answer: Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple... |
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A man is getting in contact to a lady very coincidently in the lobby of a hotel. His elbow touches her breast.
Oh I'm sorry,says the man. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I think you will excuse me. Oh, the Lady said, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, my room number is "96"  Best Regards |
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jost54 wrote:A wonderful or a difficult relationship? He is a mathematician and she is incalculabe.Depends. There are 3 sorts of mathematicians, those who can calculate and those who can't Regards Joker |
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A wonderful or a difficult relationship? He is a mathematician and she is incalculabe.
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Funny scene of the great Tommy Cooper
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What does it mean ? If every thing is going wrong (wolf alone), don't forget it could go more horrible (when the fox is coming) I hope I could explain in English what the German dialogue is telling... This picture hangs on the wall in our office and inspired me to this post Best Regards |
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a joke about bunny
There was a bunny who liked to f**k everything. He made love with trees... with leaves on ground.... and with other animals. Someday animals from forest said ' It's enough' and they said it to Lion King. Next day Lion King went to bunny for a talk. Bunny was hidden in a lair. Lion King said that he would like to speak with bunny. Bunny said OK but first every animal must be 2 kilometeres from meetin place and Lion King must be attached to the tree. After that Lion said that they can talk now. Bunny said: No, I'm scared. Lion King sai Don't be scared. All animals are away from here and I'm attached to the tree so we can talk now. Bunny pop out of lair. He was shaking because he was scared. Lion King asked him: Why are You so scared. Bunny said with shaking, reely scared voice: I have never fuck lion. sry if my translation is wrong:/ edit: after 6 thanks im satisfied that i translated joke correctly (i hope so). Cheers |
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Why birds sit on top of trees?
Because they can't sit higher. |
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shaky-schumi wrote: i hope that butt owner is over 18 y.o. ... nice asssssss
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A lady and her husband at a fashion shop. She is trying on a snug dress and asks him: "this dress thickens me, what do you think?"
"Yes darling but it`s not the fault of the dress." |
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