When the saints go marching in ...

Or: how tge quickens the american etertainers...

Soon the date has come and the troops of european entertainer try to entertain the american citizens. With the help of the television media they try to spread their skills through the american land. With pre-recorded and live shows they will try to know from the americans who is the best of what ever.

After the first days or weeks of fighting against the boredom of the poor citizens the guerrilla fighter troops with the leaders David Letterman and others now hackle the european invaders. Like we could see in history the invaders who try to make the life of the rebellious natives bad were not very welcome. So it won't take long if the first oppostion is formed to displace the invaders. Now while making fun about the smallest mistakes of the invaders who now got the kind of attention they don't want to have.

After a little reserach the defender found out about the truth of the invaders far away in europe. They discover how boring the new entertainers are. They found out that they offer what the americans usually do on their own in the front of the tv: sit on couch and eat or drink, or just look around. The natives beat the invaders with their own weapons while they make the invaders as a part of their native entertainment.

Now a few weeks are over and the invasion of the foreign land is nearly complet. Instead of spreading their entertainment programm they now must see that they don't have made the people happy and entertained. Frightened they had to asses that the people fell asleep while they watched their shows or run out screaming into the next night club to see more for less. Groups of men found together to finanze a private dancing with the best dancers of the local night club.Others who had not the possibility to avoid the meeting of the invadors break their own weapons: doing nothing.

Otherwise a change of business:

If they fail in california they can offer the show in Utah.

I have read there are the best laws for erotic business. :-)))