This is just not cricket

I was begining to wonder what I could write today certainly after having such a wondefull afternoon.

Of course most readers here will not appreciate the game of rugby. But it's something special when Scotland beat England (always more special for a Welshman -)) ) and more so when Wales overcame Ireland to win the Triple Crown. Maybe today can be even more complete and Italy can turm over the French.

But for most readers on here, they understand the round ball game more commonly known as Football. And the day got even better when little Barnsley beat mighty Chelski (deliberate smelling pisstake)

For those not familiar with this game, it is usually played with a team of 11. But there is also a 5-a-side variation.

But anyone tuning in to ETV at 18:15 Saturday could well think that they had found the wrong channel. As there on screen, for more minutes than was wise, was the Csk 5-a-side team makimg total prats of themselves. Or to put it another way, the lunatics had finally taken over the asylum.

Maybe there was some real purpose in doing this. To give the girls a break as they were short in numbers. Yet if some caller just tuned in at that very minute he could just as easily turned off and another few euros went west. Many callers tune in to see tits. They sure got five of them just then.

But I really should not be so critical. Clearly another of Miss Vicky's 'ideas'. To go with the 'must come on camera and talk too much' or 'wouldn't it be fum to show the VIP screen in negative video' But they often forget that one and show the model in negative as well. Or to put it another way, end up with a negative reaction.

And on a recuring theme of letting the patrons bid for model's used underwear (which itself is rather tasteless having already sampled Amber's panties [that's today's subtle joke so I'll accept the aplause now] ) it really is not very clever to show the addresses of the receivers (if indeed they are genuine) We've already had Volki and now Volker got lucky.

But let me close today with an appeal. ETV and in particular a certain non-football-playing mod need your money. The money is desparately needed by buy this poor guy a new blade for his razor. Designer stuble on the right person is cool. Un-shaviness is darn right ugly.

Or to put it all in perspective. This just is not cricket.
 

@DB: Maybe we do not know about cricket (and in some parts of Europe we don’t know about rugby), but no one from a country that participated in the final of the FIFA World Cup less than twice should talk about football.
@misto17: Had to build this construct to get you on board ;-)

Ok, getting serious again. My point in that post was, that the shows are simply not erotic anymore and instead focus on a specialised fetish audience (@DB cricket was an even better representation than you thought). So in that sense: it is cricket.
And before this instructional post is coming: I know enough about cricket to avoid watching it (another similarity). I even know about Brockian Ultra-Cricket, but I guess I will be very alone with that …
 

We'll do all the best to beat France (attempting to avoid the wooden spoon).

Cricket is a not well known rain making ceremony. numerous white dressed persons chant OWZATT for hours and or days on numerous fields throughout the Commonwealth during the summer months.

My apologies.

I forget that Europeans (except possibly the Dutch) know even less about cricket than about rugby or football.

I feel an instructional post coming on. Watch this space -))

Well, I don’t know anything about cricket, but I do know that an erotic show looks and feels different. So with my very limited knowledge it could very well be cricket ;-).

Well said. They are really doing some things that dont belong in any commercial tv station, yet they occupy 3 frequencies. How can they afford to be so stupid and they dont get warned or shut down??? In front of all these european countries. Someone said some time ago it is childish, I say it is sick. I dont agree that you shouldnt criticise so much, I think we are being modest, when taking in perspective of all things hapenning. It is TASTELESS!!! Some mods look like they just escaped from some concentration camp. I apologize to some old people for using this word, because they really suffered in those places. With all incoming money...well at least buy hans a razor. He looks ugly, and I dont intend to apologize, because firstly they should aplogize for all the crap they are producing. Honestly I hardly wait some other channel will appear, because I dont like tasteless I...... porn channels, I actually expected ALL FUN tv to do better or peep.tv, and especially those beautiful girls on xstream. About etv 2 really I have no more words. Except 3: Shut it down!