Molvania Radio (humor)

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24.09.2010, 22:12

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Radio Molvania with the evening news.
Like announced here is the interview with the ETV financial manager(FM).
RM: thanks to make time for us.
FM: you`re welcome.
RM: many viewers are interested in the blonde hairdresser.
FM: we also, be sure. And we respect all wishes of our customers so..
RM: that`s new....
FM: what?
RM: nothing, go on, please
FM: we have make an offer, but she says, she is with heart and soul hairdresser and no model and she earns more money with her current job.
RM: we understand, If you have still some time, can we talk about the director Hans ?
FM: please no! Perhaps next time, now I must hold a meeting.
RM: Thank you very much indeed.

24.09.2010, 18:06

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Topical theme today is the nightshow from gently Evah. So we are proud to give you her following statement.
Evah swears, though looking like a schoolgirl, she is full-aged and can do what she wants.Thumb up But actually she has no nude-contract, so must act dressed.Cry Perhaps the following contract includes nudity. Her great hero is lovely GIA.Thumb up So we can be hopefull.Big Grin
In the matter of Randa: her neighbour confirmed the truth of her statement about the shower.Thumb up
Our comment: that voyeur will soon get visit from Molvania police.EnvyEnvy
To look forward, we try to get an interview with ETV management concerning the cute blonde hairdresser in the photoshooting show.
So pay attention and don`t hesitate to ask us about the secrets of the Molvania models.Big Grin

So long and Enjoy!

24.09.2010, 16:34

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Sorry I am late and first I have read the last news from the other members.
Our comment to
pema Amy and her tatoo are inextricably linkedTongue A singing pussy of Kristina, wow, would be a worldwide hitThumb up
Watcher Always best informed, thanksThumb up
Mr Niceguy Speedy recovery for BronaThumb up

24.09.2010, 15:24

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Hot news:

According to sources deep inside the Molvanian inland lovely Brona has suffered from a nervousbreakdown. Apparantly busty Brona went on a shopping spree to buy al the white tops in the greater Molvanian region as to prevent any other model copying her trademark white top-no bra daytime action. However her creditcard maxed out because ETV held back her pay due to the fact that according to an ETV spokesman (the notorious H.) Brona became "too hot too handle". She was later found burning her bra's mumbling "they need to be free". She is already doing better after ETV promised she would be allowed to do hotter shows.

24.09.2010, 05:20

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eigentor wrote:< snip >
...mostly due to the fact, that she was the lover of the molvanian president Brazko Slibinovic (as I have reported in the Gia thread several month ago).
< snip >

Before mysteriously disappearing, a Private Investigator friend named Dirk G discovered an error with the original story.
Gia, in fact, was a 'special friend' of the Molvanian Prime Minister, Bonko Bottilov, not the President.

24.09.2010, 02:59

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##Weird News##

+++ NEWSFLASH +++ NEWSFLASH +++ NEWSFLASH +++

Amy Heart will have her huge tatoo cut out.
The skin will be used as brake parachute in space-shuttle project

+++ NEWSFLASH +++ NEWSFLASH +++ NEWSFLASH +++

Kristina is sad, because nobody respects her singing. "Everybody just
wants to see my pussy", she complains in an interview with WeirdNews.
Therefor she now decided to give her pussy singing lessons.

+++ NEWSFLASH +++ NEWSFLASH +++ NEWSFLASH +++

24.09.2010, 02:08

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Ok guys, we all know how popular Gia is in this forum, but in Molvania, she has a popstar-like status, she is the glamourgirl numero uno and on the cover of every magazine there...mostly due to the fact, that she was the lover of the molvanian president Brazko Slibinovic (as I have reported in the Gia thread several month ago).
Being a true molvanian, she now tries to milk the maximum amount of money out of her popularity.
Anyway, on my last visit to Molvania-City, I accidentally ran into one of the leading employees of the ministery of economy (I cannot reveal his name here) whom I know from his days at the molvanian embassy in Germany, so we went into a pub and had a few drinks, mostly slibovic, which really loosens the tongue. And it was then, when he told me how Gia wants to do it and a few days later I was confidentially handed over a copy of the following amazing document. Of course I had to black out some personal data like Gias adress or some technical details.
Because I know that not all of you speak molvanian fluently, I translated it into english for you:


Molvanian Ministery of Finance, Economy and 5-Year-Planning
The Director of Central Patent and Trademark Office
Slibinovic Boulevard 08/15
4711 Molvania-City

Molvanian Patent Nr. 383

Grants to the person(s) having title to this patent the right to exclude others from making, using, offering for sale or selling the invention throughout the state of Molvania

Patent owner:
Gia xxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxx Place xx
xxxx Molvania-City
Date of birth:
xx.xx.xxxx

Subject:
hand-shaped device to effectively cover and support the female breast, also called “hand-bra”

Trademark:
GIA’S SECRET

General technical description:
Silicon-made bra in the form of a hand, supported by metal or carbon inlays for static reasons, attatched by see-through strings, can be worn in public without further covering clothes

Detailed technical description, technical drawings:
(...sorry...)

This application was filed on June 23, 2010. The requirements of the law have been complied with and the patent will be granted for 20 years from the molvanian filing date.

Dr. Bronko Vujkovic
Dept. Consumer Goods
Molvanian Patent and Trademark Office



Sorry for having to fill you in with all this bureaucratic crapola, but this will be the new fashion-trend next summer, at least in Molvania. Jean-Paul Gaultier plans to present them to a broad european public in his next fashion show in Paris.

Clever girl, isn’t she?

23.09.2010, 21:17

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Here is radio molvania with the evening news.
First our lovely Gia has given a statement. She writes: I respect the wishes of all my fans to do a Wednesday showershow. But the following points let me hesitate. Envy
1. I don`like to swim in the nude.
2. The water is rather cold.
2. After 4 hours below the shower my skin looks like an orange.
But the direction and I advertise for a joint solution, promise!Thumb upThumb upThumb up

The second information is from (the cream) Lilian. She will do a nightshow not until then etv stocks up on creams.Envy
Our comment: perhaps a viewer can send some cream to molvania city.Big Grin

Now we are finished. Oh no! We reach a brand-hot news from (the bod) Randa. She denies, that she does the weekly showershow to save water. She writes: In my apartment I have an own shower and I take a shower many times in a week.In love If you don`t believe this, ask the voyeur across the street, he can confirm that.
Our comment: we shall check it and inform you soon.Tongue

But now we are finished. Good by and good night!Big Grin

23.09.2010, 21:01

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It has been reported that due to a reactor leak in the nuclear power-station adjacent to Molvania Radio they will be changing their name to Molvania Radioactive ...
Throughout the autumn and winter months, Molvania Radioactive reporters will have free access to the ETV studios to report on the shows and act as sources of heat and light thereby keeping the studio running costs down.

23.09.2010, 20:42

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Thank you, Jost.
As you might know, I have some sources in the molvanian gouvernment myself, and I think it is possible that I can publish some exclusive and important news here from time to time.
And I can say I’m truly looking forward to it...

23.09.2010, 20:25

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eigentor wrote:Thank you for this thread, Jost. I was just thinking about opening something like that, too. Many guys here taking everything much too seriously.
I will be a contributer...Thumb up

Hi eigentor, the molvania governor has me granted an exclusive licence for the radio molvania. But I`d be glad to give you a sublicence.Thumb up So you are called now (CI) confidential informant (in geman: IM=informeller Mitarbeiter). Our aspiration is to send all the inofficial news around molvania city and to be a speaking tube for all the cute molvania people like the models, the directors and the other assistants in the background. To ensure that, I have some informants infiltrated. But we must also be careful, the molvania secret service has his eyes an ears everywhere.Cool

23.09.2010, 17:56

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I'm waiting for the first lucky strike in this thread and if the people spot this. Cool

23.09.2010, 14:32

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Thank you for this thread, Jost. I was just thinking about opening something like that, too. Many guys here taking everything much too seriously.
I will be a contributer...Thumb up