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I thought, that everybody will ask me that what was my search criteria, that i found [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]
  .I think that i gave a truly high ball  . ( By the way I like the classic female body's form design. )- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Two drunk man talking: - Hey Eugene if I'll f.ck your wife then what we'll be to each other, mates or... - Hmmm. I think we would be in egal. ( I hope the point is not lost during the translation  )
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After that genya, i think we need to bring it to a more human note
------------------------------------ Two men from the council were standing at the base of a lamp-post, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this lamp-post, but we don't have a ladder..' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the lamp-post down. She then got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.. Then, she walked off. Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the bloody height, and she gives us the length. |
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WTF is that.
I'm too old or i'm too conservative or the original "creator" of the idea was really sick. I mean I'm a sick pr.ck but this  ...[Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] Maybe this is not too funny, just simple weird .
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A company called "Smith & Miller Ltd." produces nails and rivets.
They come into an economical crisis, thinking about a new campaign of advertisement and get an expert from outside. Two weeks later the expert presents his sketch. A picture of the Jesus cross with a line below where is written: The nails and rivets of "Smith & Miller Ltd." fix it all. The CEO says that they cannot start this campaign because of getting in trouble with the clergy. No problem the expert says, have good relationships to the local archbishop and let's invite him to show him the sketch and what he thinks about. Two weeks later the meeting with the archbishop takes place, they present him the sketch and he is requesting for a piece of paper and a pen. He is drawing something, it takes approx. ten minutes then the archbishop offers his idea to the executive board. It shows an empty cross and Jesus lies below on the ground. Under it is written a slogan: This will never happen when you use the nails and rivets of "Smith & Miller Ltd." One little note about it: A funny story and no violation of any religious feelings. Priests have humour too. My mother is active in a Christian group and when I meat our local priest, told him this fictive story. My mother was chocked but he was laughing.  First after this meeting I decided to post it here, have had it in mind for a long time.Funny Regards |
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