Some Fun And Jokes

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Kind Regards
Shaky

a: "Mr........ was sentenced to life for 2nd degree murder."
b: " Who did he kill first?"

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Kind Regards
Shaky

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Grandma is going to the shopping mall in the next bigger city.

She enters the elevator and pushes the button for stopping in the 4th floor.

The elevator stops in the 2nd floor. An arrogant chick is coming in and enwined in a cloud of fragrance. She looks down at Grandma and is saying: "Perfume of Armani. 50 ml for 100€"
In the 3rd floor the elevator is stopping again. A second chick is entering the elevator and her fragrance cloud is bigger. "Perfume of Cartier. 100 ml for 300€"

The elevator reaches the 4th floor. Grandma is preparing herself for the leaving. Short before the elevator stops, she farts and is saying:

Vegetable from the discount market, 200 g for 99 Cents.

Have a nice wek.

jost54 wrote:A just married older man asks his young woman Karro what she mostly likes.
"Is it my strong body, or my dark, neat hair, or my winning smile?"
"Darling I like all these things. You know, I really love you and your charmingness.
Can I get now your credit card? I need some new dresses and high heels."

This is an allusion for ETV?
Within the role of old man : us, viewer/caller...
and in the role of the young woman : ETV

A just married older man asks his young woman Karro what she mostly likes.
"Is it my strong body, or my dark, neat hair, or my winning smile?"
"Darling I like all these things. You know, I really love you and your charmingness.
Can I get now your credit card? I need some new dresses and high heels."

I just got a good recipe to follow for christmas day off a family member and i think i'll follow it to the letter

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My name ....Blond. .....Spider-Blond !!!

Profession/job :retired/ pensioner !!!
used to be .... a hero ...with his fellow colleagues of the Marvell comics /movies " The Avengers "


Kind Regards
Shaky

brudgon wrote:Pleasing A Women
A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of choices.

Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.

Hi Brudgon,

I know a similar one. Your 6th floor result is so right. In my case the announcement has been:

"Hi Lady, what do you want ? To find a husband (or maybe a guy for a one night stand) or to drive elevator ?"

Best Greetings and a nice 2nd advent
Hawky

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

Two friends after working hours in the bus.
"Where are you going to go on holiday this year?" "Will be decided by my wife"
"And when are you going to go on holiday?" "Will be decided by my boss"
"How long are you going to go on holiday?" "Will be decided by my banker"

That`s real life, isn`t it