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how to start a saturday morning in a bad way?
with to slow uploads?

zxcv wrote:No need to feel sorry sir ...The Special One ....will survive anyway ...Never give up ....Never accept defeats ....And never let the others take him down .

His name is Jose, born to win

Slowfox wrote:that is really a sad experience you made there, zxcv sir. I pity you

No need to feel sorry sir ...The Special One ....will survive anyway ...Never give up ....Never accept defeats ....And never let the others take him down .

brudgon wrote:little joke for vehemencia
mature ones right
and no silicon ones right
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Hey buddy, i just hope you will not post 10000 jokes like this one in the future...

A torrid one to you

zxcv wrote:The mistress and I

Here's a little story ....
......

that is really a sad experience you made there, zxcv sir. I pity you

little joke for vehemencia
mature ones right
and no silicon ones right
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The mistress and I

Here's a little story ....

The lover : But you know how much I love and appreciate you mistress
The mistress : Why u keep insist on calling me a mistress ….I am not a mistress
The lover : Because you are dominating my mind and my feelings ….
The mistress : I am not …and it's up to you to control your feeling

The lover : Sure I can do …but I want my feeling to reach out to you
The mistress : But you got your chance ….and you lose it .
The lover : why

The mistress : Because you lied on me from the beginning …Never have been honest ….and this is unacceptable for me .
The lover : I did ….but I just intend to close the big distance between you and me .
The mistress : if only ….you told me from the beginning maybe then …I could have been a forgiver …but as for now ….No…means no .

The lover : So , that means everything is over
The mistress : I hate lies and lairs ….I can't stand them ….
The lover : I am not perfect …And you should have to forgive ...because we are a human being not an angels .

The mistress : Not in laying …and that's what proves to me that apparently you and me are from completely different world .
The lover : I see …but one last point I would like to affirm …if you truly love …you would forgive and move on .
The mistress : No answer …just look .

While the mistress took her permission to leave and goes away….the lover suddenly realized that the brilliant dream has already ended ......Wondering ....If only he told her the truth from the beginning would that change anything …the answer is still ...No...the one who loves could easily forgive .
Sadly the lover realized then that his mistress didn't love , like, appreciate him the same way as he did.

i lost the first hour of the show cause flat tire of my car

Just only one...



In Germany we say it is a clever number and you have to spend the forum a drink.
I take a nice cold beer!

Watcher wrote:...

That's going to leave tongue marks all over your screen

Therefor the piercing doesn't disturb

Regards
Joker

malmaisons wrote:

Slowfox wrote:

eigentor wrote:

malmaisons wrote:

Evah13 wrote:

malmaisons wrote:I'm not sure she even needs the glasses - maybe ETV wants to add exactly this type of girl to the shows ...

exactly. Makes you wanna pour your Juice of love on them.

Today she's without glasses but with belly piercing - good choice !

So you suggest this is also a good spot to jizz upon ?

ouch, wrong adress I guess

we all have to choose our targets according to the age
... and for the more advanced I need to add: a belly piercing looks good but is an obstacle when it comes to lick champain from her bellybutton

That's going to leave tongue marks all over your screen

malmaisons wrote:...

we all have to choose our targets according to the age
... and for the more advanced I need to add: a belly piercing looks good but is an obstacle when it comes to lick champain from her bellybutton

Well, if it looks good for me depends on belly and the kind of piercing.
Anyway it's usually nothing that can't be removed temporarily

Regards
Joker

Slowfox wrote:

eigentor wrote:

malmaisons wrote:

Evah13 wrote:

malmaisons wrote:I'm not sure she even needs the glasses - maybe ETV wants to add exactly this type of girl to the shows ...

exactly. Makes you wanna pour your Juice of love on them.

Today she's without glasses but with belly piercing - good choice !

So you suggest this is also a good spot to jizz upon ?

ouch, wrong adress I guess

we all have to choose our targets according to the age
... and for the more advanced I need to add: a belly piercing looks good but is an obstacle when it comes to lick champain from her bellybutton

eigentor wrote:

malmaisons wrote:

Evah13 wrote:

malmaisons wrote:I'm not sure she even needs the glasses - maybe ETV wants to add exactly this type of girl to the shows ...

exactly. Makes you wanna pour your Juice of love on them.

Today she's without glasses but with belly piercing - good choice !

So you suggest this is also a good spot to jizz upon ?

ouch, wrong adress I guess

malmaisons wrote:

Evah13 wrote:

malmaisons wrote:I'm not sure she even needs the glasses - maybe ETV wants to add exactly this type of girl to the shows ...

exactly. Makes you wanna pour your Juice of love on them.

Today she's without glasses but with belly piercing - good choice !

So you suggest this is also a good spot to jizz upon ?