How to look good and impress people or NOT!!!

A addition to the title.
or is this the end of another relationship.

Don't tell this joke in a prodominately Catholic country as I found out on a extended weekend.

Joke:

***They've recently brought out the Olympic condom, it's supplied in gold, silver and bronze, and the ladies all prefer silver. Why is that you may ask?, because the man always comes second.***

I am now in the process of rebuilding a relationship with my partner, whose extended family took offence and in the heated discussion later I referred too as devil dodgers.(Major oops, and dumb).

In my defence I think I should have been warned on their devotion to their religion. (the young covered their mouths but the looks from oldies could set one on fire) yet when she is with me at home and heard the joke, no church, nothing, back in her place of birth the full enchowlarda, morning and evening.

Where:
In the west of a land which produces a black ale with a white head to which I'm partial, which was advertised using horses in the surf.

Ah, such is life.
telle est vie. (pardonnez-moi)

It was said that 'good things come to those that wait'

Unless you have already drank too much of it and attempted to offend everyone east of The Vatican.

Good luck with the 'holy war' -))))))

devil dodgers... pmpl... dude you got that rite. but hey a catholic schoolgirl of 18 years old ripping at your shirt is a sight to behold... so there not all bad lol