Sexysat and its lack of German

(This topic might attract obnoxious Nörgler/innen who complain about Sexysat's German in dodgy English. Remember, it won't change, and it's not important, just amusing. Some German viewers really think it's erotic to say "geile Sau" FFS...)

Yesterday I noticed that Ingrid was only using the usual 5 German phrases on the mic on Sexysat TV... it's strange that presenters have the same restricted vocabulary. The only two possibilities are: a) They have zero German ability, and Sexysat gives them a list of suggested phrases like "Schatzischatz". Or b) Their German isn't so bad, but Sexysat tells them to stick to only 5 phrases on the mic.

Can Ingrid/Viki/Tina/Amanda/Naomi speak more German? I guess not... We hear more variety from Amanda's Spanish and Michelle's English on the shows. Other babeshows sensibly try to talk the viewers' language well. That persuades the viewers that they can call in and have a hot chat with the hosts. That is still possible with a second language. But not in Bratislava.

Oh, oh, this is too weird now... "Mr Nobody SVK" was twitting Sexysat's twit account, asking

Website of Twits wrote:Mr Nobody ‏@NobodySVK 27 Aug
@SexySatTV DON'T You want a new model? I know one girl

SexySat TV ‏@SexySatTV 27 Aug
@NobodySVK yes email pic sexysatbrasil@hotmail.com

Mr Nobody ‏@NobodySVK 27 Aug
@SexySatTV you speak slovak?

SexySat TV ‏@SexySatTV 27 Aug
@NobodySVK no english please send a pic by email thx

They don't speak Slovak? They don't speak English well, they don't speak German... Sexysat is a place where language goes to die, or something. I think they're lying about not speaking Slovak, if their studios really are in Bratislava. Maybe they're worried that it'll make Sexysat look like a low-budget channel.

Possible reasons why the girls don't learn German, #362:

Boorish tosser wrote:Ey du SCHLAMPE lern Deutsch oder zeig jetzt die FOTZE!!!

[Hey you SLUT learn German or show your CUNT now!!!]

That was a paid text message as well.

Other lowlights at the moment include someone who sends English commands without any punctuation or emotion. And that's the whole message, sounding like a bloody robot or something...

"hello michelle nice tits lick nipples"

"open legs show panties"

I did like "Michelle kannst du deinen popo einmal zeigen bitte bitte bitte bitte, please! bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte bitte", that was cute. But again, it's not setting a very high level of German for the girls to learn through imitation.

I forgot, Eigentor explained it all here...

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