Marayah vs Gia

Been a bit quiet of late. Almost on my best behaviour as I still hope for that coffee with the man 'on the inside'.

But with a holiday on the horizon, a spell in the sin-bin will not hurt so I can really amuse da boss with this little comparison between the two 'stars' at planet ETV.

No1 - Talent

Ok. We have heard Marayah sing. She may actually be a good singer and even the best often depend on audio monitors. Shame you stopped. NOT. Anyone for a verse or two from Gia ?

No2 - Ability

Gia wins this one as well. Has patented the perfect solution in superglue to ensure that the hands nearly always hide the good bits however much they move.

No3 - Earnings potential

Like her or loath her, and there seems to be no middle ground on this one, the ETV coffers do appear to fill up when Gia is on screen. Her phone seems to be permanently busy and that is what matters in Molvania.

No 4 - Fashion

Quite a close call here. Both seem to have an endless wardrobe. Gia also does a nice line in thongs.

No 5 - Sexiness

No contest. Marayah is sex on legs. Gia just thinks she is.