In praise of the not so endangered species.

With acknowledgement to the departed :

"In praise of the not so endangered species"

I refer to Modelis Provocatoris which seem to come in three distinct breeds.

Something weird came over me during the course of Saturday afternoon. It was not the appearance of the really rare Felis felix molvaniensis . Many get excited about the appearance of this rare beast. But today I got all excited by some much more common and less endangered species.

If I have one regret about the resignation of my learned friend. I will not get to realise just who his three TUMs - Totally Useless Models that is - were. Ok, I can understand that one is not the Colour Purple. I can equally understand that one was not a Queen. But who was the third ?

So is it possible that the third was a member of this species or to be more specific Emily roboticadancetisis. And if it was I can only suggest that the wearer of the cat-skin wears this again and again as the sight of that pert rear raised at least a parting interest.

And not far behind was another example of the species. This one is normally refered to as Clio Simplicatis. A popular breed with a French flavour. The sight of her removing her leggings, putting stockings on to her bare legs and sitting on the couch in what seemed to be a most miniscule slip certainly warmed the parts that others fail to reach.

Finally there was the Kleo ReginaNiletatis. My zoological study cannot but admire her variety of tops which seem to get smaller by the day. Or is that simply wishfull thinking on my part ?

I know that song. Even used it for a clip of the gal that first used the name.

But the original 3 TUM's was mooted well before 'Ma Belle' came on the scene.

Someone knows (and smiles as he looks on)

Maybe I can help you, sure you remember a song from the Fab Four which ends with "I can say the only words that know that you understand, my................". :)))))))

And please don't remind me France today, my wooden spoons collection already does. :)))))