"I am more than a pair of tits"

I am aware that I have not written much here lately. But it seems, as I hear on the grapevine, that these little missives are indeed missed by some so who am I to disappoint.

As ever, the inspiration comes from what I see and from what I read. But this story goes back a lot further and could well explain my preference for 'soft' models.

A long, long time ago, the good old BBC featured a drama called 'Glamour Night' which was about a camera club who, as the title suggests, held one of their infrequent such nights hiring a model. All the stereotypes were there - the shy guy, the guy who probably did not have any film in his camera, the guy who had more equipment than you could find in your branch of Jessops and 'jack-the-lad' who thought he could charm the pants off anyone.

As this drama played out, everyone had their few minutes taking pictures of the girl. But of course it was 'Jack' who was using his ‘charm’ to persuade the girl to go further than she probably wanted to. First it was just bikini. Then it was hands covered. Shortly after, it was topless. 'Jack' was on a roll now and played his trump card. But the model still held all the aces and she took his wind by removing her panties. Just standing in the studio she exclaimed "I am more than a pair of tits". He could not say nor do anything and left the scene with his tail between his legs. And it was the shy guy who actually pulled the girl.

And the moral here is that, even in these times, there is room for a soft and sexy night-show as the one that played out before my eyes this last night. And if you were brave enough to call these girls and ask why I trust you got the same answer as 'Jack'.

"I am more than a pair of tits"

Quoting Hans makes more sense than calling for something that will never come back ...

The nightshows don't become better by repeating Hans phrases.