How to ruin a perfectly good show

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03.09.2007, 13:03

How to ruin a perfectly good show

Posting this early in the faint hope that someone actually reads it AND DOES SAOMTHING ABOUT IT

Monday morning. Great cast. Great potential.

So what do you do ?

1. Let's turn on the quasi-widescreen 2 hours into the program. That's good planning.

2. Let's point a camera at a light object and mix that shot over everything else to 'white-out' the main picture. That's even better planning.

If anyone can watch that for more than 5 minutes without getting a head-ache........

03.09.2007, 16:27

Re: How to ruin a perfectly good show

The 'director' now presents his preliminary report.

Oh dear. Maybe my really special effect was not very special after all. So I turned it off after 30 minutes. I'm sure I only caused 2 epileptic attacks and 6 severe migranes in that period.

But I must complain as well. They, who shall be obeyed, said I had 4 cameras to work with but I counted only two. Never mind. I could still turn that quasi-widescreen effect off now and again as I switched them and had some lovely shots of headless girls when I forgot the mask was on.

Oh. And I just loved those mid-distance shots of the girls on the couch who were working really hard. I had to scream at the camera operator to wake up and zoom in. But the girls had by then finished their performance so I got a really nice shot of the back wall instead.

And then there was that 45-degree camera angle where half the screen was filled by the tv. Of course I had to show that to remind all my callers to send those 10 euro VIP SMSs. Now how many did I get today ?

03.09.2007, 13:15

Re: How to ruin a perfectly good show

@ full agree

ETV why you destroy Safo's performance
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