ETV watch out! "This is the end"

Of course you know the song from the "Doors" sung in "Acopalypse Now".

In thelast days I see massive pussy attacks from the land of Allah's or Mohammed's friends.

Strange.

Very strange.

The greatest cheaters in the world. You know that Mohammed told his believers to fight the unbelievings in every way. EVERY WAY he said. Everything is allowed to fight the unbelievings. Also alcohol and porn.

So etv, near neighbours of the moslemic Ununited States of the Kebaps, plz don't let them allow to earn any money in the erotic world.

I just don't want them spreading in the world. Especially in my world. There are still some borders and limits.

What could be next? Porn from Absurdistan? Cameltoe-TV from mongolian deserts?  Or first  live  fuck on Mount Everest?

Ah, I see, the next probable version could be the first strip in space on the the ISS.  But then unawaited:

Lt.: Softdick: Houston, we have a problem! We reached the limit. We have no etv model here on board.You damn directors didn't know that?.  Sms system doesn't work anymore. We can't answer the  callers. There are too much. And we  have  many carbondioxide to sell.

Private Hans (Jack) to Apollo31: We can't do anything because we are not paid for this. Even if you are on moon or somewhere else, send  us another sms to confirm all that crap.

Ground station: We don't understand anything?

Apollo 31: W ddnt say anthing. Bst thng s t d nothing, so we can't do somehing wrong. Boah, some oxygene is back, i learned  the last from etv to do nothing in a dangerous situation.

Ground staion: Where did you learn that?

Apollo 31: We were behind the moon at that time

Houston: What happened?

Apollo 31: Et was serving the phone at home,  the  Aliens were busied with  destroying the caucasian infrastructure and the worm warriors from Alpha Centauri melt down with their Neodym-Laser and steal water from north pole for their desert  planete.

But why you don't know nothing  on earth?

Houston: We are working here for low money in the south of the northwest of eastern europe. Come back to earth!

Apollo 666: Ok, we understood, we'll better stay in orbit and don't return to earth and wait. Maybe the boss of Vatikan called Pope of Rome or you ask Lady Tia, Queen of ETVland could say a word.

sff-fsfsfs-s(eh?) -lsd---------Houston?..........thc.......eh----Mars?---------c2h5oh?--------hmpf(=earth)

Houston, forget the pope, what did Tia say?

So we have to expect new german mod Josef? :))))))

well .. BB , you mentioned the pope and you were so close to the truth.

ETV is run by the pope. Why? of course it's a fight against porn,
he wants to bore all erotic lovers to death with those shows ;)

@ outside

I'm already disappointed from the current show. It's fully censored again. Just  compare it with Hot Chili or Live24 in the last days.  We saw paradise  but  kindergarden (etv of course) today.

No "thank you sms" for etv today.

sorry no snow

Just turned TV on: Tia, Safo (with Sunny), Lana & Malena. Don't disappoint us.

P.S. @Bull, yesterday, at the end of early morning show, some shoots of snow fallen on trees i think outside ETV studio, no hills, just trees (in italian we named abeti, or christmas trees).

Just checked with Google meteo, guess how was in that city we can't name. :)))))

This is a job for good old elmo, I think.

hi outside! Do you have a vid from the snowfall? I first thought you were joking. And you saw a hill? :-))

Sorry brokingbull, pussy licking on eros tv too.

So, two channels. And the third: ETV ? LOL : ))))

Hi brokingbull,

Not eros tv but eros live.  ( HB 11200 V, 27500, 910, 908 )

hi guys, I'm back again. Hard landing. ;-D

btw. nice pussy licking on eros tv

I should be flattered by this obvious pastiche of one of my early posts.

I said should.

I guess it's time to look for some professional help ... ;-)

"There are still 20-30 gramms in my refrigerator"

is it still there ???

or have you been completely zapped by the pussy attack onslaught of late, and all the blood from your brain has gone south for the winter i.e. your hard dic(s)ks ;-)

Hi, this is merely BB's weekly battlecry for pussies.

Don't care about it, it's quite normal, don't worry!

What the f...?    And people say that I am out of my mind?   Okay...