ETV goes shopping - Final Part - The Closing Down Sale

It is with the deepest regret that we announce the death of ETV. The end came after a long and painful decline. Resuscitation attempts were administered at the scene but it proved impossible to revive. At first it was thought that the passing was due to a tumour on the brain, but a post mortem revealed no sign of brain. The actual cause of death was a massive haemorrhage of models, viewers and callers. Unable to bear it any longer ETV committed suicide.

We are pleased to report that the two most valuable assets, codenamed Jaya and Safo, were rescued by a speculative buyer at the last minute and removed from the estate before the final act took place.

As a result of the demise we are offering for sale to the highest bidder the following other items which are now surplus to requirement:

• 2 studios, including canteen and changing rooms, suitable for conversion into a good erotic TV channel’s premises. This would need a lot of work to repair the damage already inflicted.
• One owner, two managers, five moderators – all suitable only for scrap. The value is not expected to be high since there are no parts worth recycling or recovering. It is recommended that prospective purchasers examine the moderators carefully, since they cannot necessarily be taken at face value, and the descriptions in the catalogue may not be true.
• 47 models in various shapes and sizes as follows:
• 6 brand new – wrapping still intact - suitable for use as nuns
• 12 lightly used – could easily be converted to teachers, nurses
• 5 showing some wear and tear but could be used as they are without much repair
• 24 well-used in need of a good rest and recuperation. If handled properly they should function very well in the future.

A catalogue of the items is available for inspection on the website. Enquiries to AD Ltd. Only serious approaches, please, so that the families and friends can be allowed to grieve in peace

It is expected that a new channel will replace ETV. BTV will be even more boring than the old channel had become, and potential investors are reminded that anything longer than a very short-term investment would be inadvisable.

Re: BTV it was in existence in 2002, a few small re-encoded clips from the once a month rave

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a few of the girl and guy dancers in action - Shamus' elder brother at the controls and IMO a lot better at it. certainly no worse.

@kasenit:

Hi, do you believe that the voices you've heard came from heaven (don't forget it's Christmas time!) or are they merely models'  voices by ETV  landline ?;-))

But If they're from heaven they might be angels' voices with a revelation...

How did you feel after this appearance? ;-)

Viki today on ETV2 had a Freudian mistake speaking in German she said I am the director in the next last days of ETV then she corrected herself and said last days of the year

Brilliant as usual, Bellerophon. But maybe it is not all so bad as it looks at the moment. I had my long ears stretched out and could hear a voice saying, among others, the following:
- ETV is not sold; only the former ETV+ channel was sold
- there are still the same managers there; no new bosses
- contracts with the models for next year had been handed out
Naturally, this says nothing about why they go the soft route now and if this will continue, and what happened with Jaya is still open to further investigation. It could be possible that Safo did not leave, but takes a holiday, as she did in the first half of 2007 - but this is pure speculation from me. Let's hope. And if I remember correctly, over the next weekend there are several mysteries (called mistery - maybe a bit foggy???) in the schedule.

You forgot a blonde, big breasted, fluent german speaking, nice and pretty camerawoman, very good at cream spreading. :))))))))

One studio is shower-provided, unfortunately, hot water boiler is damaged, so just cold shower. :))))))

One mod, good at rough talking in italian (specially vaffan**lo), is going to have a baby.

P.S. I was joking, Margo, you were quite right yesterday. ;)