A careful choice of words

In view of the large number of posts, the management have decided that in future only abbreviations are to be used. Here are a few to get you started.

1. VIP - Very Impatient Person. Hates what he sees on the screen so uses number two to change it
2. SMS - Send Money System. Patented 'get rich quick' scheme
3. MUG - Most Understanding Guy. Usually follows the previous two who starts back from number one as he did not get it first time.
4. HANS - Heard Always Not-a-lot-a Sense. Currently writing the German edition to the Berlitz guide to...
5. CNG - Country Near Greece. We all know where that is don't we children.
6. ETV - Expert Talent Variable. A case of 'It was there once'
7. BARBIE - Bodily Able Rarely Bothers In Event. Ferther description unneccesary.
8. MOD - Mostly 'Orrible Deutches-sprache. Rumoured to the linked to number four.
9. HOT - Historical Oldie Times. Then you saw it. Now you don't
10. TURKEY - Flightless Bird. Hates Christmas. Also resides near number five. Yet a whole world away.

Best British humor has been realized by Rowan Atkinson as Captain Black Adder.

Though witty this ETV humor special isn't my cup of tea...

To 5. We know where Greece is ;-) It’s just west of a flightless bird and south of the parrots’ nest. ;-)

British sense of humour will never beaten. :)))))