Try to guess what will happen in December 2010

I thought it would be interesting / fun to predict what will happen to Sexysat TV in December 2010 so one year from now. Will we still be complaining? Probably. You can add anything here negative or positive on what will happen with Sexysat in one year time or what you would like to see happen. Then we can check back in December 2010 to see how many of our predictions or wishes are correct. I will get the ball rolling:

What I Think Could Happen by December 2010

- Auntie Sue will be on for 7 straight years (2004-2010 makes 7 years including each year) boring everyone to death as usual but still making the Top 5 in the rankings.

- Big Viki also is still going strong (getting even bigger by the day).

- Viki and Sue receive Lifetime Achievements awards from Sexysat staff for making a combined 13 years of liveshows

- We have to wait until May 2010 before we get another new Model

- Kenna, Yvonne and Ingrid make cameo returns to Sexysat

- maybe we will never get to hear the girls again and their voices are replaced by music 24hrs a day.

What I would like to happen by December 2010

- Sexysat get new a new Management Team who then bring in new ideas and lots of new models

- Sexysat 1 and Sexysat 2 have different models every day instead of the same model on both channels

- the return of the Lesbian shows on Saturday night with Mystery and Kika making shows together. Mystery and Nina will be good as well. Or any new models together.

- Show Vintage Holland shows and Sexysat 1 shows from 2006 (Linda, Salome, Daisy, Diamond, Tiffany etc) during the day and only start the Liveshows at 8pm CET until 6am every day.

- If there are to be any girls returning then I would like to see Ricci, Isabella, Milli and Cherrie who were all on in early 2009 and are much nicer than some of the girls now.

And what would you guys like to see or what you think will happen????

Well well, its August 2010 and two out of the three girls are still here ( I tend not to mention their names now to give them any extra publicity).

Well, the third girl who has been on Sexysat since 2004 hasn't been seen for a while, I still would not rule out a return though.

The picture quiality on Sexysat1 has improved and the models are allowed to do much more after 10pm CET than they were allowed since 2007. The downside? Ashley looked promising but only did two shows. Ivona was beautiful but never revealed anything and left once the models were allowed to show more. Sara is nice but she's on the little side and Martina is a bit on the mature side. Is Sara still at the channel?

There has only been one new model this summer, I won't say any more than that.

So as usual, Sexysat can do with some new models, amazing they just are not able to aquire models with any regularity whatsoever.

Meanwhile, the Twitter service was only ever updated for two days - again showing why Sexysat is a joke of a channel.

So, I have a little ditty for the two stalwarts of Sexysat TV. Ahem..

The two large ladies, they are still here
The two large ladies, aren't going anywhere
The two large ladies, can we still bear?
The two large ladies, is the end near?
The two large ladies, see you in three years....

linn2 wrote:And mark my words, Sue will be back.

I am still convinced these three have a say in the running of the channel.

Thank God for Mystery (bows down)

I also believe Sue will return.
And I also believe these 3 are co-owners, like evil spirits they possessed channel leaving no space for anything and anybody else.
Old recordings have much better picture quality witch is ridicules.

I thought it would be interesting to have another assessment of my predictions from Christmas 2009.

Well I was totally wrong about Yvonne making cameo appearances this year - Yvonnne returned to take over the channel!! It’s like living the same nightmare day after day every day - or groundhog day, take your pick.

Yep, Viki is still there as predicted - yep, Viki is on air as I write this - what a surprise..

Rather surprisingly, Sexysat have actually got a lot of new models in 2010. Martina, Ashley, Ivona, (Mar)Tina and Sara plus Ivy who is now called Diamond (with that horrendous tattoo all over her leg!) But as usual there is always a catch. And the catch is in the age of High Definition, Sexysat have managed to come up with the worst picture quality on digital television anywhere in Europe. Plus the dayshows are a total waste of time.

The biggest catch is this – new models like Ashley, Ivona and the first Martina didn’t stay long, and despite all of these new models, Yvonne and Viki have appeared more than ever, every single day bar one or two exceptions – sometimes day and night. They both get a dildo out and some jokers on this forum are begging Yvonne and Viki to stay for eternity.

And mark my words, Sue will be back.

I am still convinced these three have a say in the running of the channel.

So in May 2010? Despite all of these new models, the bad picture quality and the Sue, Yvonne and Viki lifetime contract mean that Sexysat is still the worst.

Thank God for Mystery (bows down)

jockel wrote:But there is a good thing - I haven't seen Viki for a while. Maybe she left Sexysat? That would be a nice surprise, just like the departure of Tina.

She is still on every day.

I hope in december 2010 viki weights 170 kg and does anal double penetration liveshow and later on gang bang with 11 men and cum and piss shower. ;)

Hmmm... I forgot I started this thread in December. Well, its not December 2010 but we can make a 3 month quarterly assessment in March 2010.

- Amazingly Sexysat has had 2 new models in 3 months!! Of course there is always a catch. And so far the catch is that neither model has done a night show as far as I can understand (haven't watched Sexysat for a while so rely on the information I get here on the forum).

- My prediction proved correct - Yvonne has returned to make it seems, more than cameo appearances, she's here to stay - Is Yvonne bigger than the last time? Will we see Tina back?

- My other prediction was correct, not only is Sue top 5 in the rankings, she is now Top 2!!! Nina is no 3 and Mystery is at no 6. Come on! Is this a joke? Is this a fix? Is someone voting for Sue over and over again on purpose? What is it about Sue that so many of you out there love? Sue is never talked about in the Models section but is no 2 after 6 years - to say this doesn't make sense is an absolute understatement.

- Apparently the only time Sexysat is worth watching is in the middle of the night - when most people are asleep....

- Daytime Sexysat is a total waste of time, they are better off showing repeats from Holland times and 2006 Sexysat 1 period - ( I forgot they can't because of some strange self imposed censorship).

The verdict at 11 March 2010? - so far definitely not any good.


It may be better for Sexysat to go off air by December 2010 and Big Sister fills the gap hopefully broadcasting night shows 7 days a week instead.

i think sexysat tv will not exist any more in december 2010

7 different girls at month that make dildo show, between them Nina, Kika, Mystery; Amy, Tia, Scarlet, Chanel from Eurotic Tv; Amanda Rendall and Toni from Bang Babes, Reede Fox and Jade from Babestation and....

I would like for 2010 as follows:
1) that the writing disappear occupying part of the screen:
2) that instead of a fixed camera, there were operators who follow the models in their work;
3) that every two to change the model to avoid falling into the boredom;
4) that there are constantly new model, so that the grandmothers did the show.
Perhaps I ask too much, and at the end of 2010, the situation will be worse!

What will happen in 2010!? Sexysat will once again prove anyone thinking -it simply cannot get any worse- wrong!

I still remember the total fiasko of -dec 22nd 2008-....you know, the date when the new and improved Sexysat would start (do you guys remember?).

Anyway, 2010? Viki's right boob will continue to outgrow her left. The Sexysat management will introduce a number of stupid ideas (remember Taksim Tv -"only turkish girls"?)...only to shorty after abandon them...for even dummer ideas! The broadcast quality will remain SUBstandard and emberrasing technical f*ckups will continue to plague Sexysat.

What else does my crystal ball tell me?

Sue will go another year without actually standing up even once during a liveshow.

Carla, who basically did a liveshow not much more then 24h after giving birth (horrible to look at...yet strangely, noone spoke of it) will probably get pregnant again, give birth and show up on Sexysat again looking even worse then last time.

A former model will suddenly turn up, do a few shows only to disappear again.

The true mystery will be why Mystery suddenly left Sexysat while Viki continues to haunt our screens.

Nina will still be hot in 2010. I´ll still enjoy wathing Vanessa use her body.

Aliens will make their presence known to mankind.

...Sexysat will actually seize transmissions?

What do I wish for Sexysat 2010?
I wish that the management would jump of a bridge and get replaced by....well just about anything would do....and oh yeah, hot girls shaking their tails off!

kate, Cynthia, Jessica, Jennifer, Julia, July, Linda

only Kate is enough for me

I like your wishlist and have nothing much to add, maybe a more professional and modern phonenumber / screen layout and improved picture /colour quality (352x288 resolution is pretty poor for current tv standards).

Unfortunately I fear that the "What I Think Could Happen by December 2010" list is more likely to happen

The broadcasting license for SexySat 1 and 2 expire in mid January.
If there isn't something happening in the next days they will be gone in 20 days.