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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare |
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Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS! |
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...and something new from Monica ....
[hidden link - please register] before she gets forgotten totally... 
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
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To follow on from yaznee's bizarre clown prank
  Note in this vid, those already sat down never even try to stand up  and no matter how old, you will still be interested Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana Prank |
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I was talking to one of the girls on Babestation last night.
"What's your name?" she asked. "Gary," I said. "You've got great tits." "Thanks, Babe," she replied. "And that arse is to die for," I continued. "Aw, you're a sweetie," she smiled. "Now, lick your nipples," I growled. "What did you say?" she asked. "Lick your nipples," I repeated, sliding my pants down. "And play with your clit at the same time." She looked to her left and said, "Dave... This new cameraman's a bit creepy." |
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I wish Sky would move Babestation and the other lads programmes to a different range of channels.
The 9 key on my Sky remote control is fading, and my wife is growing suspicious. |
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