The true meaning of SMS

Also written in the style of 'Doctor House'

Also I was called into the studio as one of the maedels had caught a cold.

Also not surprising in such a hot room and having to wear so much extra clothing during the daylight hours.

Also as this particular maedel usually had a problem keeping her not so small frame contained in clothing that clearly was not designed for her.

Also I quickly diagnosed the condition and administered the appropiate medicine which would not exceed the princly sum of two mansize scotties.

Also I witnessed the taking of the said medication and all around were impressed in her ability to blow.

Also I now had a quite brilliant idea. My regular patients are rather tired of my typical medication where I send to those lucky enough to earn a cure the used panties of the maedel.

Also it would now be appropiate if some lucky patient could now earn extra medication and receive the said once used and carfully folded scotties complete with some red ribbon.

Also from today SMS would forever be known as 'Send My Snot'

Also.

Also, that's a good idea, meine ich.
If that is a success, we could start offering some used toilet paper ....
Also, we haven't solled any so far, meine ich. Könnt ihr das verbessern?

The German parts only to include the other regular (and meaningless) phrases