It's a hard job but someone has to do it

In a bid to show what a difficult job an ETV model does, a transcript of calls has been released into the public domain. I now present a few extracts from the transcript.

To preserve a little anonymity, I will refer to the model(s) as 'm' and the caller(s) as 'c'

m: Hello
c: Show me your pussy
m: What is your name ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Where are you from ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: How old are you ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Do you have a girlfriend ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Have you always had bad eyesight ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Does your mother know how you spend your evenings ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Have you always worn ladies underwear ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Can you see in the dark ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Have you ever voted Communist ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: What is your view on global warming
c: Show me your pussy
m: How many beans make five ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Is George W Bush the most mis-understood man in the world ?
c: Show me your pussy
m: Italians do it better
c: Show me your pussy
m: Is Turkish Delight just a form of confectionery
c: Show me your pussy

Eventually, for that 5 minutes out of the darkness you could just make something out. And the resident videographer who, for the benefit of anonymity, we will just refer to as 'E', was there to capture the moment.

Of course, you do not have to be Einstein to work out the rest but, as he once wrote, E = mc^2. And there goes another relative theory.

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You're quite right, you also can replace "show me your pussy" with "I f**k you".

You did wiretap my call last night, didn't you??? ;-)

As physicist I especially like your conclusion (but the E is enough to identify the videographer ... ).