Introducing ETV's latest model

I think it was Linda Lovelace who first coined the phrase 'You cannot keep a good man down' .So with that in mind, if I have something to say then I will say it. What I cannot guarantee is the frequency of these missives or indeed the day that they will now appear. So, ETV, if you are reading this you better keep coming back. You would not want to miss anything.

Just as before, there is no comment about any show. I will even not comment about Hans' continued obsession with inanimate objects. Wasn't the previous Saturday's introductions so wonderful. Darn it. I just did. If I continue to break my own rules then kindly remind me.

Today I think it more fitting to talk about the channel's latest model. So allow me to introduce her. Her name is Miss Conception.

After three years of wondering how they could finally lose even those viewers and callers who would still ring in and ask for a strip when there was not going to be a strip. And when there was no strip they could even call back to ask why there was no strip, they knew that their latest model was a winner. Miss Conception does not dance. Miss Conception does not strip. If you are really lucky and manage to get a word or two out of Miss Conception then the words you are most likely to hear are 'why' and 'no'

But here is the sad thing. There still appears to be a large number of people out there who are more than happy to see this Miss Conception. And until they realise the naked truth about Miss Conception then that is how it will remain.

I have no problem with, traditionally, 'soft' models. They have always been an element of the make-up of the tv. But,equally, there has also been, traditionally, 'hot' models. It is a crying shame to see some of these now as they are a 'fish out of water'. They do not have the skill to say 'why' and even less the skill to say 'no'. But that is what has been forced upon them.

But if we misread the reason for Miss Conception any wrong can be put right. If the plan was to widen your target audience and, hopefully, increase the income at the expense of content then all may still not be lost. That is if you really want to find a solution.
 

Well Klemi and others,

i would call them Disco TV because they dance like in a disco and want have 10 Euro per VIP SMS.

Or call them Footfetish TV because they always show feets and shoes or Nylons.

Or Call it Nightmare TV because at night they only put the ugly and useless models in the show :-))

And for the new one. Today she leaves her chairs and dance a little bit ;-))

What a crying shame.

They turn from a average channel into a Kindergarden channel and the biggest Fools is that that not complain the "new Rules" to the callers.

Markus

Glassy is totally right. In fact etv is really the most pathetic thing ever gone live on television. I have a channel called Para comedy 1,2,3, on which sometimes on purpose they put some law class porn on schedule. Just to make people have fun. Well how should I call then etv? Bizarre 1 and 2?

I think we will see lots of new models over the coming weeks. Where else can you get a job just hanging around for 5 or 6 hours doing nothing but talk to someone maybe twice an hour .

You don"t take your clothes off and if anyone wants a nylon or tights show etc  etc  you just tell them you have left them at home. In the meantime Eurotic pockets the cash from another cheated customer. When are people gonna wake up and play Eurotic at their own game- DON"T CALL !!! They will be forced to change the format of the shows when no money comes in. To show hardly any tits through the night is taking this show to new even lower levels of boredom

DON"T CALL

Otherwise, you can watch on ETV2 two beautiful ladies talking about some new miraculous product about hair double tips, or maybe about toenails shiness after polish removing.

Well, whatever ETV are putting on their cornflakes these days it certainly is not going snap-crackle and pop.

And it seems the 'rules' have changed yet again. So while it was fine to show some nudity at 23:00 CET, it no longer is. Angie tried that and was quickly stopped. It is now obvious that they are playing to a different audience and the time is going ferther back each day. Patricia got the go ahead at 00:45 as if to say "Now let's have all your wonderful VIPs. We'll do anything you ask"

In fact the most interesting thing tonight is the 'rain' falling (camera fault what else).

It's enough to drive a guy to drink. I'll just pour a large one.

I must admit that I do not have the power and will to write such long and good posts as was your last one DB. I totally agree with you and just wanna say that I have never seen anything so miserable on tv as is eurotic tv these days. Thank God summer is coming so if you will just look outside on streets, there will be more erotic stuff there then on etv. The only attractive thing these days is Emily. Sadly she will not perform until Saturday. If perform is the right word. She is too soft.