[20/04/09] Written In the Style of..............................

The petite blonde lay on the couch.
She was no potato.
Her hands moved towards her tiny black panties.
In a flash, her hands were moving up and down her crotch.
Soon her hands were inside her panties.
The movement continued.
Later she grabbed what appeared to be a clear glass object.
This object was no vase
Its shape was identical to something she could have had in her mouth
a little earlier.
Now she reminded herself of that oral experience.
But this was no porn film.
This was on German liveshow tv.
Not at the midnight hour
But at a time when minors could be watching.
And they probably were.
Risking their eyesight in more ways than one.
In a country not so far away.
Ruled by people who speak the same language.
The not so petite.
Who had seen more than one potato.
was playing with her rubber
balloon
What hypocracy I thought
That a country could influence another.
But not control its own.
Or does the picture I see.
Not tell me the whole story.
But the reason I suggest
Is not to be found
In a US motel room
We need to look
A little closer to home
To a land that once ruled for centuries
And a vision that is no longer
Happy Hour

This was today's Constructive Reasoning And Poetry.

Feel free to add the next verse

when V and G on their way to work
pick up a kebab or a pizza
from a imbiss downtown that's owned by a Turk
with a salad and coke for the mädels
a chance to be taken, although not mistaken
the quality sucks, but who gives a - - - - (monkeys)
in a strange kind of way, who the following day
on the way to the bank have a chuckle
should welcome the callers with merhaba

What a strange kind of joy
Which the good wants to destroy
Otto really has to think
He should change many other things

Only one will be my hope
That next days and not for joke,
Only thing Otto can drink
Has the color of black ink.

thanks for your witty answer

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There once was a man named Otto
Who won a wad on the lotto
I'll invest this in calls
On girls playing with balls
Wearing more than you see in the disco

We are italians: we have pizza napoletana, piadina romagnola, pane di Altamura, focaccia ligure, cecina toscana, and many more. We don't need kebab. :)))))))

@ elmo:

It could be an idea...

@ vappiano

easy solution - boycott kebabs

If it's true it's the same reason I had my mind since the beginning
and for which I expressed all my ..... for CrapTV management.
However it's better for me to be quiet, because every word I have in my mind
could cause me to be banned from ....this forum....( I hope )

@elmovision

At last an elmo with vision. This Otto-man does have a lot to answer for himself.

that man Otto ??

Muchos gratias fur alles responditias.
Yeah, that does not make sense either.
If people would read the other posts,
I never suggested that the US was the reason.
Just a small part of it.
And if anyone would care to brush up on their history
they will soon realise that neither Italy, Greece or Macedonia
are the countries to which I refer.
And the answer is in the last line of the original verse
Privilged information maybe
But do not complain to have shared it with you

Mr Ressel may have wanted to stop nudity and become only a call tv or talk show tv.
But do not lose too many viewers it will gently. it can not change the name because nobody will come see this channel.
This is only a theory.
How long will mr Ressel bailout funds because etv see a show, the models are more often nothing. One thing is sure, he does not earn enough money with etv to pay for all .

I know it is boring but

ETV has two transponder places Astra and Hotbird.

And they can make if they want two different shows for Astra and Hotbird. They can if they want to a different dayshow for Astra and a soft show at Hotbird. At night they can use the same.

But it seems to me it is to difficult for them or they only don´t wanna do this? This is my only explantation for ther C.R.A.P. shows these days....

Even Greece ?!?!?!
All the world influences only "CrapTV" ???
I think these theories are much more incredible than mines !