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This is not to believe
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Internal E-Mail Traffic In A Company
 Mail from CEO to Department Managers Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in the lot at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost. Mail from Department Managers to their Department Leaders Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The CEO will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some information. This is not something that can be seen every day. Mail from Department Leaders to Respective Sub-department Leaders The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost. Mail from Sub-department leaders to Respective Team Leaders Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the CEO will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn’t happen every day. It will be safe, and as usual it will cost you. Mail from Team Leaders to the Normal Employees Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear. It is a pity, this doesn't happen everyday. But the company is still alive
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At a university during the lecture of chemistry.
Professor: What's the chemical formula of water ? Student: HIJKMLNO ! Professor: What are you talking about ? Student: Hm, in the last lecture you said it is ? "H to O"
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Hi, I think the majority knows this little nice fariy-tale of Brothers Grimm. Here's a special version
Little red riding hood is on the way through the forest to Grandma when the wolf appears suddenly and is making an special offer: What a pity little red riding hood I have to eat you but before it will happen you have still three wishes for free. What’s your first ? Well let’s make love. The wolf is wondered but they get started. After it the wolf is asking for the second wish. The same once again little red riding hood is answering. The wolf is irritated but they make love again and what's your wish no.3 ? Well the same once again for third time..After it the wolf breaks down and dies. In this moment the forester is revealing and speaks to little red riding hood: Little red riding hood this has already been the third wolf this week. 
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There is no difference Passion
, the title of the album expressed everything
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galahad wrote:Worst album cover ever ? Who of the two is the pig? Good afternoon to everyone  Passion |
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I wish all happy All Hallows Eve and have a little funny stroy.
The Legend Of Jack O'Lantern People have been making jack o'lantern at Halloween for centuries. The practice originated from an Irish myth about a man nicknamed "Stingy Jack". According the story, Stingy Jack invited the devil to have a drink with him. True to his name, Stingy Jack didn't want to pay for his drink, so he convinced the devil to turn himself into a coin that Jack could use to buy their drinks. Once the devil did so, Jack decided to keep the money and put it into his pocket next to a silver cross, which prevented the devil from changing back into his original form. Jack eventually freed the devil, under the condition that he would not bother Jack for one year and that, should Jack die, he would not claim his soul. The next year, Jack again tricked the devil into climbing into a tree to pick a piece of fruit. While he was up in the tree, Jack carved a sign of the cross into the tree's bark so that the devil could not come down until the devil promised Jack not to bother him for ten more years.  Soon after, Jack died. As the legend goes, God would not allow such an unsavory person into heaven. The devil, upset by the trick Jack had played on him and keeping his word not to claim his soul, would not allow Jack into hell. He sent Jack off into the dark night with only a burning coal to light his way. Jack put the coal into a carved-out turnip and has been roaming the Earth with ever since. The Irish began to refer to this ghostly figure as "Jack of the Lantern" and then, simply "Jack O'Lantern" In Ireland and Scotland, people began to make their own versions of Jack's lanterns by carving scary faces into turnips or potatoes and placing them into windows or near doors to frighten away Stingy Jack and other wandering evil spirits. In England, large beets are used. Immigrants from these countries brought the "Jack O'Lantern" tradition with them when they came to the United States. They soon found out that pumpkins, a fruit native to America, make perfect...? JACK O'LANTERNS Happy Halloween To All [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] |
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Happy Halloween guys
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A short riddle.
What is the difference between a gynecologist and a deejay? ... None !!! Both work where the people have fun! Good weekend to everyone, Passion |
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This is a story about the "so called" stupidest kid in the whole world....
A little boy enters a hairdresser's studio. The hairdresser is busy with a customer. When he is notifying the boy he whispers into the ear of the customer: "Look the stupidest kid of the whole world has entered my hairdressing studio now." He says come here boy. In my left hand I hold a one dollar bill and in my right hand two quarters. What do you want ? The boy goes straight to him and takes the two quarters from the right hand, is happy and leaving the hairdresser's studio. When the hairdresser is back to the customer he says "What have I told you about this kid? It will never learn" Later in the city the customer is seeing that the same little boy leaves an ice cream parlor and asks him: "Why didn't you take the one dollar bill from the hairdresser instead the two quarters ?" The little boy answers: ON THAT DAY WHEN I WILL TAKE THE ONE DOLLAR BILL THE GAME IS OVER The stupidest kid of the world...? Things don't be like they look very often .... Funny Regards |
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The Walking Dead prank in Vienna
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