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Three little boys meet themselves and go into a discussion about having the fastest father of the world.
"Well,said the first my daddy is a pilot and fly with its "Concorde" in three hours from Paris to New York." "Oh my dad is an astronout and flies with its starship around the earth two times in two hours" said the second The third one had been quite till now. Then he said: Could you imagine an official is faster then you all ? The other both were laughing and asked why an official could be faster than a pilot and an astronout. The explanation of the third little boy had been: My father has closing time at 16 o'clock but he has already been home at 14 o'clock   Have we got the right job? In my case, I say yes, I'm not an official and I'm proud about this. Best Regards Steh Auf Wenn Du Am Boden Bist... |
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A recently married coüple moved into their first flat. They spent lots of money for their furniture, and when all was paid there was very little money left.
"We nearly have no money left," the wife laments,"What will we live on?" The husband is optimistic: "Let's live on our love, and everything will be ok!" Next evening, coming home from work, he found his wife sitting on a radiator. "What are you doing there?" he asks her. Her answer: "I'm warming up your dinner!" |
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Two engineers stand in front of the residues of a broken down bridge.
They discuss what might be the cause of that desaster. They decided to inspect their calculations, if they here could find their error. After a while one of them said: "I think I've found it. Last week I've heard from my little daughter that 7x8=56; and here I read 63..." |
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A friend who had a heart attack
 fortunately not fatal, was a bit worried about is being able to face the fatigue work and, especially, those in bed with her wife ... About these, after a period of calm after heart attack, the doctor told him not to worry, that a sexual relationship also goes a little further in time and intensity to something normal, is to walk up 3 or maximum 4 floors of stairs .... I live on the 2nd and ... I've never tried equivalent satisfaction in climbing stairs!!  Even starting from the garage, making it 3 .... indeed!! Ah, that sucks these similarities medical .... 
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It's not a joke, and perhaps some things are more to see through the dialogues and expressions, which read ... I was in New York... honeymoon!! A few days before leaving, after several trips, we take the subway to Manhattan, twins tower area (was end oct.1998, 3 years before the sadly famous 9/11), wall street, etc ... Subway half-empty ... strange ... Then come, let us go up to the surface and .... police, mounted police, smell, blocked roads, and above all full of newspaper and, apparently, much more ... First thought, an attack! But no ... The police seem quiet, and the people as well ... Strange! But any way is so , in fact can not be nothing happened! Matter of course, to stop a cop ... Sorry, what's happening?? Here .... I think he has looked at me how you can watch an alien coming from Mars ... And with a voice like ... But where do you come from? where you live? you're normal? All this is accompanied by an expression of the type ... What question do you do? Are you kidding me? He replied with very stretching words .... Buuuttt, it'ssssss for the neeeeeew yorkkkkk yyyyaaannnnkkkkkeeeeeeessssssssss!! Yeah, the Yankees had just won the World Series of baseball!!!! ... And a few minutes before they were paraded through the streets of ny ... I also saw something about it, days before ... But not connected ... Set of poop ....
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brudgon wrote:official video of mama lover now I know why it is forbidden that women steer a car in Saudi-Arabia...
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A social pedagogue goes to the register office to proudly announce the birth of his child.
"Boy or girl" asks the registrar. "I´d like to leave that open, the child shall decide at a later time." |
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official video of mama lover
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The result of the discussion to introduce a new speed limit.
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What will happen if you disperse a powder of Viagra over a meadow ?
You can take the earthworms for nails. Best Regards |
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