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Italian legendary comedian Gino Bramieri always started his shows with
this joke ( it's a bit long, but I hope you like it and I don't ruin it with my translation)  :One day in a farm a man asks the farmer : "Can you tell me what do you give to eat to your pigs, they are really beautiful" "Well" answers the farmer " I only give them my leftovers, for example pasta or pizza, you know pigs eat everything" The man takes out a card and says " Really ? I'm a WWF inspector, you are abusing your animals, I have to give you a 1.000 € fine! ", the farmer pays and the man goes away. Next week another man comes to the farm and asks the same question, but the farmer, remembering what happened the week before, this time says " Oh, I give them only the best, for example caviar or oysters", the man takes out a card and says "Really ? I'm a FAO inspector, children are starving all around the world and you waste all this precious food for your animals, I have to give you a 1.000 € fine!", again the farmer pays and the man goes away. Next month another man comes to the farm and asks : "Can you tell me what do you give... " "Stop" says the farmer " I don't give anything to my animals, I only give them 50 € every day, I take them to the market and they buy what they want"  :
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Somebody get stopped by the police on the way home.
Police officer: Have you drunk any alcohol ? Driver:Not very much, one bottle of beer only..... [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] Best Regards |
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Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark." We all need bosses like that
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The failure of self-control
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