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In an euopean country were elections , a woman (?) said to the voters , when I get your vote , I give you a bl..job .
She got 20.000 votes . She couldn't do it so often... But she found a solution and made a video... Here is the result [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] If the link refuses , I've got the video d/l Happy 2014 schubert |
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dazaman wrote:.snip.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy goes into the restaurant. He sat down, looking at the menu, then he sees the cute waitress: - Good morning Sir, what can I get you? - I would like to have lunch. - And more specifically, what do you think? - Specifically, right now I think about the sex with you, but now I'm here to eat.  Why it can be much easier to psychoanalyze the men? Because it is not necessary to bring them back to the childhood. Because they are already there.  
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[Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]
-------------------------------------------------- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" |
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didymos.f6 wrote:[Verstecktes Bild - Registrierung notwendig]: Hope no one was seriously injured. Me neither , didymos.f6 If i knew about Schumacher , i never had it posted  schubert |
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schubert wrote: [Verstecktes Bild - Registrierung notwendig] schubert wrote:Ultimate Girls Fails of the Year 2013: Hope no one was seriously injured. |
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Miley could do that to me too.....
Ultimate Girls Fails of the Year 2013 schubert |
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