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A joke I heard last night in a movie I watched :
"In an elevator there are an old lady, Santa Claus, a fireman and an intelligent woman; when the elevator arrives at ground floor and its doors open, the old lady is found dead, murdered. Who is the killer ? Obviously the fireman ! Why ? Simply because Santa Claus and intelligent women don' t exist !"  I apologize to those who believed in Santa Claus
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Music on eTV broadcast 11/12/2014 (from 0:28 to 0:31): every second I expected, that dancing Chuvashia's president will enter the frame
Song: "2-4 grooves - Writing on the Wall (St. Elmo's fire. club mix)" YouTube video under: [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] |
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LeahLuv wrote:nighthawk wrote:Do you know how [German] officials play Mikado Hi Leah come on. Are you teasing me No the last big smile betrays you Okay I take a second attempt Someone enters the tax office undressed in hope that someone who wears nothing to cover the body the tax office has no reason to assume that it has to pay any tax. That's a mistake then when it leaves the office it's marked with a plate on the penis and the anus. What is written there ? DELIVERY OF WATER AND GAS ARE STOPPED  Have A Nice Advent Time |
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So , see here and be a bit fair
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Just in case some thought i'd lost my sense of humour while away
 [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] |
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LeahLuv wrote:Well, maybe not. Officials in Germany are people who are employed by the state with a special life time contract. They are not allowed to go on strike, but they also can't be fired.nighthawk wrote:Do you know how [German] officials play Mikado And in Germany officials have the reputation to work slow and as few as possible. So there's another related joke: Four in a room and one is working, what's that? 3 officials and a ventilator Regards Joker |
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nighthawk wrote:Do you know how [German] officials play Mikado Am I the only one who miss the point?? 
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Do you know how [German] officials play Mikado
Who moves itself at first has lost
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little boy:
I just found in the bedroom of his parents mask, whip and handcuffs ... I can not believe they are superheroes? 
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I just remembered one of the nightshows of the end of 2013, and I remade one ridiculous, customer's request to the joke side, I don't remember how it sounds literally, but smth like:
"Hey, Tia, show me your PATATINAS!!!!!!111!!!" |
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The newest radar trap, made in Russia
[Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] Drive careful and keep the speed limit
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Head can also be used for purposes other than to think.
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